Fancy Francie

Thoughts like smoke. Stop telling me things about myself. I am aware of the things, and they are all on purpose.

[Fancy Francie @paraloria]

I feel like Frida Kahlo when I'm bedridden. Except instead of painting masterpieces I'm watching Netflix.

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Late night thoughts... I wish I had a megaphone to project them. And a field of rye to project them into...

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I refuse to believe I'm going to be 20 on Sunday. No. I'm just a kid. Someone has to take care of me. No.

[Fancy Francie @paraloria]

@ohhmyroxy hi um where tf are you what r u doing hey roxy girl follow me so we can dm? :)

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BUT DADDY I CAN FIX HIM 😭

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I was one of those friends that never called back or replied to texts but now that someone's doing it to me I want to light myself on fire

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I want us to all freeze to death in a hedge maze

[Fancy Francie @paraloria]

she plays dead when she knows she's in trouble

[Fancy Francie @paraloria]

Friendly reminder that God got a teenage girl pregnant one time; phrase it however you like, but that's still what happened.

[Fancy Francie @paraloria]

Gawd I hate how couples in movies always say "I love you" after a weird passive-aggressive-almost-fight moment. So unromantic and insecure

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@ohhmyroxy Hawaiian is pretty much a dead language..Open a conversation about white missionaries going around fucking up other cultures

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I started writing for this popular women's magazine called "how-to-make-yourself-into-a-more-appealing-hole-for-men-to-put-their-dick-into"

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@ohhmyroxy tell them you can wear down their self esteem over a period of years

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@ohhmyroxy tell them you can gut-punch them for asking that question

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Next time an insensitive adult asks you how schools going ask them how their career or marriage is going.

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Most people raise their kids straight, I'm raising mine gay

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If you want gay kids, get them bunk beds. And I do. So I will.

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@ohhmyroxy remember when I made you an ur brother do drawing contests see who gets my last piece of gum lol

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Why do men give women such revealing clothes to wear and then turn around and punish the women for wearing it

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millennials, we all try to be different in the exact same way, by doing the exact same thing, me included. I'm still trying to understand it