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[jess ⎕ @paramalice75]

I know this sounds like a bot message but I promise that it's not, my tickets just weren't resold 😭

[jess ⎕ @paramalice75]

hey I have 2 tickets to Wolf Alice at Finsbury Park so if anyone wants them please let me know!! #WolfAlice

[jess ⎕ @paramalice75]

@gherkinrowsell meeee

[jess ⎕ @paramalice75]

it's been so long since I've had a celebrity crush that's so detrimental to my wellbeing, idk how I was doing this when I was like 13

[zoe @urstarzoe]

I watched The Invite earlier today, and it might be my favourite film of the year so far. there’s nothing like seeing a film like this in a packed theatre. the collective laughter, the cringing, the gasps. oh, and what a cast! Olivia Wilde… you’ll always be famous

[jess ⎕ @paramalice75]

absolutely loved it, a lot funnier than I thought it would be

[jess ⎕ @paramalice75]

#nw

[zaso ✟ 📹 @ev1lzaso]

this is your sign to have an evil dead marathon before seeing burn

[jess ⎕ @paramalice75]

#nw

[onii ☆▷ @__Onixivy_]

looking like an ad for AT&T. it’s all so tacky and performative 😭

[kendall 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @kendietweets]

LMFAOOO this press tour has forever changed my opinion on her like that’s a sister

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Having a wedding during a major holiday weekend, in one of the countries largest cities, impacting millions of people, during a heat wave where the mayor is asking people to turn their AC up, is Marie Antoinette levels of disconnect. Coming to Disney+ Fall 2026.

[dij @nathan4dij]

i talk to my friends about matt johnson like it’s a sales pitch

[marz🦇🍉 @marzmadethis]

this is how it feels to watch the last twenty minutes of ntbtstm

[the freak 🇵🇸 @zoroshappytrail]

every time i remember jared raab and connor o’malley are doing a movie together i start sweating because that means we’re just one degree of separation away from matt johnson and tim robinson being in the same room together

[jess ⎕ @paramalice75]

@ihatehumphreak you'd be correct

[jess ⎕ @paramalice75]

kinda just want to completely start over again

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Me in jail because none of my signatures ever come out the same

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” yeah well im gonna watch The Odyssey in IMAX