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[Jhonf Fonseca @Jhonffonseca]

Xi Jinping, el hombre que casi nunca se ríe en público, acaba de partirse de risa en la Casa Blanca.
No fue por un tratado. No fue por pandas. Fue porque Trump lo paró frente al Presidential Walk of Fame, señaló el hueco entre sus dos retratos y soltó, como quien presenta un número de stand-up:
“Trump… Trump… y este es el autopen.”
Pausa.
“Ese es Biden.”
Xi se dobla. Detrás, la delegación china pierde la compostura. En un pasillo donde se supone que todo es protocolo, el presidente de China se ríe a carcajadas de un retrato que no es un retrato: es una máquina firmando el nombre de Joe Biden.
Ese cuadro lleva colgado ahí desde hace un año. Trump no lo movió. Lo esperó. Y hoy se lo enseñó al líder más poderoso de Asia como si fuera la mejor broma de la visita.

[Devin Olsen @DevinOlsenn]

Grok @bot is in the Tesla now.

I used it to order Starbucks while FSD drove. No phone, just voice. Confirmed the drink and total, then it placed the order.

This is the first thing that actually feels like the car can run an errand with you.

Currently available to SuperGrok Heavy subscribers, with more tiers to follow

Let me know what I should test ordering next from the car!

If you have any questions about Grok Bot in the car and how it works let me know and I will do my best to answer.

[Tironianae 🍊🍊 Z. - Ultra Verbum Vincet @Tironianae]

🚨 BREAKING: Elon just nuked the entire media playbook in under 90 seconds.

Journalist: “You support the far-right!”

Elon: “No. You support the lunatic left.

What was completely normal 10-15 years ago is now called ‘far-right’…

because your side went completely insane.”

Safe cities. Secure borders. Biological reality. Common sense.

None of that is “far-right.”

It’s just not crazy.

The Overton window didn’t shift right.

The left sprinted off a cliff and started calling everyone who didn’t jump “extremists.”

Elon said it out loud.

And the media still can’t cope.

Lunatic left.

He’s 100% right.

FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

I’ve watched this video a 100 times now

[Casey Krol @CaseyKrol]

🇩🇪 Likely future leader of Germany:

“In my first 100 days. I will close the borders, eliminate social benefits for migrants and carry out Germany’s largest deportations.”

Today her party had a historic election win.

[Matthew Berman @MatthewBerman]

Astra (GPT-6) is here!!!

I've had early access and tested it like crazy with things like games, code, writing, browser control, presentations and general knowledge work.

This is the best model I've ever used. Period.

(Incredible demos below in this thread ⬇️)

Here's my take on Astra:

> It's insanely capable. This feels like a massive improvement, not just an incremental change. This is especially true with zero-shot prompts.

> It's all about knowledge work. Slide creation, analysis, writing, and browser control. And oh my...it's so good at browser control. GPT-5.6 was already fantastic at doing things in the browser, Astra is another level and significantly faster.

> We're closer than ever (arrived?) at prompt-to-playable game. And I don't just mean only playable, these are actually fun games. I bet if someone with a great eye for games used Astra, they could create a viral game within 1-2 weeks.

> Astra is better at writing but not perfect. It removes much of the "AI Smell" we're all familiar with but some stink still survived.

> It has a tendency to use the same design colors and look/feel as GPT-5.6 (forrest green anyone?) but it is more steerable in design than previous models.

> It's highly steerable in general. A little nudge goes a long way. When I first started using Astra, almost every task I gave it would go for ~30 minutes. I wanted it to keep working. Adding more specifics to a prompt helped greatly with it's ability to work for a long time.

> Astra's 3D understanding is unmatched. 3D asset creation was consistent and easy and its spacial awareness while building complex 3D worlds blew me away.

I'm still getting familiar with Astra but this will now be my go-to model for any difficult work I have.

Check out the demos below: 👇

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

This is GPT-6 Astra.

Anything you can do on a computer, Astra can do for you. Fast.

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

🚨 GLOBALISM JUST DIED IN DAVOS

Howard Lutnick just walked into the lion’s den — and told the World Economic Forum exactly what they didn’t want to hear.

“Globalism has failed.”

Not whispered.
Not softened.

Declared — on their own stage.

He dismantled the entire WEF doctrine in minutes:
• Offshoring hollowed out the West
• Cheap labor destroyed innovation
• Net Zero made Europe dependent on China
• Sovereignty begins with borders
• Nations must control their industry, energy, and medicine

Then came the line that shook the room:

“Why would Europe agree to Net Zero when they don’t even make a battery?”

That’s the truth globalists can’t answer.

Green agendas without industry.

Climate pledges without sovereignty.

Moral posturing while outsourcing power to Beijing.

America First isn’t isolation.

It’s independence.

And Lutnick made it crystal clear:

The old model is finished.

The globalist experiment has failed.
And the future belongs to nations that put their people first.

Davos just heard the obituary — live.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Lake America was only the beginning...

[Rowan Cheung @rowancheung]

Reminder to go touch grass

A scientist in Japan demonstrated that the air inside a forest strengthens your immune system for a full month

The study is incredibly fascinating:

Qing Li, an immunologist at Nippon Medical School in Tokyo, took 12 men on a 3-day forest trip. These were slow walks with no breathing exercises and no set route.

Then he tested their blood and found a surge in natural killer cells -- the immune cells your body uses to fight cancer and virus-infected cells.

Remarkably, the effect didn't fade when they went home, it was still measurable 30 days later.

A control group that walked the same distance through a city showed no change at all.

Pine, cedar, and cypress trees release compounds called phytoncides to defend themselves from insects and bacteria. You breathe them in, and Li believes they switch your immune cells into high gear.

He estimates one forest walk a month may be enough to keep those cells elevated all year.

The best medicine might not even need a prescription -- just a walk among the trees.

[Maverick.Liwei @maverick_liwei]

@JenniferZeng15 BREAKING
Japan，Kumamoto
from the magnitude 7.1 earthquake that struck southwestern Japan on July 28
God bless Japan，and Japanese people

[ᐅᗕᐱᐱᓵᔑ @_CallMeDennis_]

Theirry Henry explains the Spanish football philosophy leading up to Spain's 2nd goal against France 🔥😭

[Pascal Najadi (USSF)🇺🇸 @JfkPascalNajadX]

🚨 OMG. A MASSIVE India H-1B visa fraud ring has just been busted...nearly 90% PERCENT of India's visa applications contain FRAUDULENT INFORMATION

100,000 THOUSAND counterfeit certificates have been seized 🤯

[LS📿 @Lis_clips]

Thierry Henry on Argentina :

"Argentina are still unbeaten, yet every win comes with the same tired excuse: 'It's rigged.' Nobody wants to give them credit because that would mean accepting what has become obvious. Since Cristiano Ronaldo couldn't win the World Cup, some fans have turned every Argentina victory into a conspiracy instead of appreciating the football. That's not analysis, it's denial."

"Lionel Messi doesn't need anyone's validation anymore. If your first reaction to every Argentina win is 'rigged,' maybe it's because you've run out of football arguments. For me, the GOAT debate is over. It's Messi."

[𝙈𝙤𝙪｜福岡 @FC_Mou1]

ワールドカップもいよいよ最終盤ですね🏆

[Dani Lerer @danilerer]

Messi: El último genio de un fútbol que ya no existe
Por Dani Lerer

Durante años, Argentina se dedicó a juzgar a Lionel Messi. Le pedimos que fuera Maradona, que gritara más, que mostrara otra personalidad y que cargara sobre sus hombros las frustraciones de un país entero. Nunca entendimos que estábamos viendo algo mucho más excepcional: el final de una era.

Messi es el último gran genio nacido en un fútbol que todavía pertenecía a la cancha y no a los algoritmos. El último ídolo que se construyó a través del talento y la constancia, antes de que las redes sociales convirtieran cada partido en un juicio permanente y cada gesto en una batalla cultural.

Debutó cuando Twitter todavía no dominaba nuestras vidas, cuando Instagram ni siquiera existía y cuando un mal partido no se transformaba instantáneamente en millones de memes. Creció en una época en la que las leyendas todavía tenían tiempo para equivocarse.

Hoy, las nuevas estrellas viven bajo una presión distinta. Son futbolistas, pero también marcas, influencers y productores de contenido. Cada palabra es analizada, cada reacción se convierte en tendencia y cada derrota es amplificada por una maquinaria digital que no conoce la paciencia.

Messi atravesó esa transformación sin cambiar su esencia. Mientras el fútbol se volvía cada vez más ruidoso, él siguió siendo el mismo. Nunca necesitó escándalos, frases grandilocuentes ni personajes construidos. Se limitó a hacer algo que parece simple, pero que se volvió extraordinario: jugar al fútbol.

Y quizás por eso muchos tardaron tanto en comprenderlo.

Porque Argentina siempre tuvo una fascinación por los héroes imperfectos, por las personalidades explosivas, por las historias épicas llenas de excesos. Messi era otra cosa. Su liderazgo era silencioso. Su respuesta a las críticas nunca fue una conferencia de prensa. Siempre fue una asistencia, un gol o una nueva copa.

Durante años le exigimos que fuera alguien distinto. El tiempo terminó haciendo lo suyo. No fue Messi quien cambió para satisfacer a los argentinos. Fuimos los argentinos quienes, finalmente, aprendimos a entender a Messi.

Y quizás ahí resida su grandeza más profunda.

Porque cuando se retire no solamente se irá el mejor futbolista de todos los tiempos. También se retirará el último gran ídolo de una época en la que las leyendas todavía se construían con paciencia, lejos del vértigo permanente y de la dictadura del instante.

Después de Messi vendrán otros cracks. Habrá jugadores más virales, más mediáticos y más comerciales.

Pero tal vez nunca volvamos a ver a alguien que, durante más de veinte años, haya dejado que hablara únicamente la pelota.

Porque Lionel Messi no es solamente un fenómeno irrepetible.

Es el último genio de un fútbol que ya no existe.

[Rikki Doolan @realrikkidoolan]

What a video! 😂

@HKane @erling

C’mon England!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴

[MC @CrewsMat10]

🚨🎙️ Thierry Henry:

“First, he reminds you he’s human. Then he reminds you he’s not. Never wake the sleeping beast inside Leo.” 🐐🔥

[Pascal Laurent @Pascal_Laurent_]

🇺🇸 🇧🇪 AUJOURD'HUI NOUS ALLONS PARLER DES DROITS DE DOUANE POUR LA BELGIQUE.
• Si la Belgique obtient un corner +25%.
• Si la Belgique obtient un coup franc à proximité de la surface de réparation +35%.
• Si la Belgique obtient un penalty +80%.
• Si la Belgique marque un but +150%.
• Si la Belgique gagne le match elle sera ajoutée à la liste noire.