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bisexual & genderfluid chub || ldb'16 || she/he/they || INFP personality type || ♋️

[☹️ @paramnesial]

Me: hey mom when u bang on my door playfully or grab me it gives me rlly bad anxiety
Mom: lol but scaring you is so funny!
Me: yeah :------)

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Being in a relationship with me: fucking terrible

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Me: deletes tweet .5 seconds after tweeting

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It turns out that I was allergic to this skirt & my reaction lasted 3 days l m a o 💯💯😍💦

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If you take too long in the bathroom, my niece will stand outside the door and yell at you to "Pinch it off!!"

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RickRolling my friends : - )

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Hey kids I'm Jordan, I identify as genderfluid and I like flowers (they/them) #transdayofvisibility

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We had to make political cartoons in my government class. So naturally, this was mine

[Nick Martucci @BlunderingIdiom]

Birth control?
BAN IT!
Abortion?
BAN IT!
Gay marriage?
BAN IT!
Guns?
Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them.

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Something that I like about myself is that I carry an umbrella in my backpack at all times. It's pretty cool to be prepared #thelittlethings

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Relatable outfit selfies

[cam @threeraacha]

Brendon Urie in I Write Sins Not Tragedies 👌👌👌👌😍😍🔥

[☹️ @paramnesial]

I hate seeing 11 yr old white kids in snap backs and basketball shorts make fun of strangers
Y'all kids need to get a hold of ur own life.

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I'm tired of having to apologize to workers for my parents behavior. Tell me again, which of us is the #PrivilegedGeneration ?

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I'm so tired of my parents being rude customers and yelling at hard working people

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Me: (literally faints)
Me: (shaking) this is fine

[AJ+ @ajplus]

The LGBTQ community in Cuba is gaining strides and winning respect.
https://t.co/jZlgUNQio1

[Raquel Willis @Raquel__Willis]

Critique Caitlyn Jenner on her:
White/class privilege
Internalized transphobia
Gender essentialism
Conservatism

NOT on:
Trans status
Looks

[☹️ @paramnesial]

Mom: Why don't you be nice!! Grumpy!!! What is so wrong all the time??
Me: (struggling with depression, anxiety, PTSD, anger issues)
Me: idk