Chadthundercock

I don't post a lot but my main fandoms are The Pitt, interview with the vampire (2022), and heated rivalry!

[savannah @catluvr2008]

everything he does in this clip is so funny. saying these words to samir of all people is useless. touching anton’s shoulder was unnecessary. hes picking up an oven mitt with tongs

[Sia @pensive_lauren]

Disliking a female character is fine but if u use terms like bitch, slut, housewife, lobotomised, incubator, breeding machine etc and spew vitriol against them always THEN there's a lot of unpacking to do bcz people often don't use such degrading language for male characters.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

my great great grandfather at Ellis Island:

[npc @dejenirate]

GENUINELY WAT IS WRONG WITH MEN IN SEATTLE

WAITING AT A BUS STOP AND THIS GUY CAME UP TO ME ASKING WHEN THE BUS WAS GONNA COME

I DIDNT SEE HE WAS STROKING HIS DICK AND STARTED EJACULATING ON ME IM LITERALLY IN TEARS CRYING KMS PLZ ROPE ME FAST BRO THIS AINT FUNNY ANYMORE

[mondayschildisfairofface @queenlatifahsbm]

I don’t give a fuck who talk behind my back cuz a bitch knew better than to let me hear it

[Bonnie fungus ^•,,•^ @zombie_mustard]

made this gif of my cat last night and it’s been cracking me up ever since

[sol 🐞 @cloisholic]

kinda getting scared about that adults s3 renewal like where is it?????

[max @m4xochism]

Humiliated myself on Linkedin today for 139 views and 0 likes

[anne @schaefferss]

when your circle is small but you’re all samirs

[City Aunt @Keratile_]

I stood firm on an issue at work today and then after the call, my philandering colleague said “you’re so feisty, I can’t wait to see you in a couple of years after you have been humbled by marriage”.

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

My 7y/o tricked my 10y/o into eating a very hot pepper, but then felt guilty & chose to punish herself by eating one herself. So now I have two children rolling around on the floor screeching with burning tongues, and the paradoxical worldly goodness of Christianity is clear.

[🪼optical🔎 @opticalpit]

This shit is killing me niggas around prolly thought he was calling some loved ones or the cops whole time he banger farming with jjk panels on twitter

[ndn henchman 21 @hammersmithing]

i know a native auntie with a white husband and she has him blinged out in native shit hes wearing INDIAN LAND NOT FOR SALE shirts and NTVS hats. Really taking back her land with that one

[Rinny @chudseme]

Coworker who I thought hated me said “see you later” and smiled

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

if you’ve never experienced the rush of getting a good grade on an essay you wrote yourself about a book you never actually read then you haven’t lived

[gray @spid3rgrll]

how it feels to find a perfect fanfic but your so tired so you gotta sleep and read it when you wake up

[sam @joshdonnapilled]

paul baker is so down bad for anton. my shaylas

[nik ⚧︎ (^_^) @kurom3owz]

taking t made me stop being goth and start just being dominican

[iz @pushinghoney]

IM IN TEARS

[iv໑ @ltpuravida]

me vi heated rivalry y lo primero que pensé fue que el que hace de shane imitaba muy bien el acento gay-autista y por pura curiosidad busqué clips de él y resulta que así habla 🫪