ParamountAnxiety

It's all fairly arbitrary. Looking for beauty in the absurd, for meaning in the midst of existential crisis.
#PoeticalScience

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

YOUNG PEOPLE: food is so expensive this is getting ridiculous

THE LEFT: The only solution is to kill all white people

THE RIGHT: Have you considered buying copious amounts of hamburger helper and covering it in Great Value mustard you ungrateful ass?!

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

While they’re telling you to put more beans in your beef so you can afford to make burritos for your family, remember the Israeli lobby spent $30 million to take me out of Congress because I wouldn’t vote for the things that have made your grocery bills so high.

[SaintLee @XoSaintLee]

They are literally eliminating middle class. It’s either your rich or poor and I don’t recall a lot of y’all being rich IDK 😭

[ParamountAnxiety @ParamountAnxiet]

@BamaExpat If youve not gone down the rabbit hole, I recommend looking into the banana cartels

[ParamountAnxiety @ParamountAnxiet]

@chattyreality We were led to believe there would be dragons and they would be dancing

[ParamountAnxiety @ParamountAnxiet]

@kmbr99 @BarefootStudent It used to not be. Now? Absolutely.

[Pyo 5️⃣ @mrpyo1]

Hot take but we don't need better graphics anymore.

I can't remember the last time I played a game and thought "man we need better graphics"

[ParamountAnxiety @ParamountAnxiet]

@jakebrodes Wrong. 2034: I'm homeless. Pay to throw food at me.

[ParamountAnxiety @ParamountAnxiet]

@KhalR17 @IGN Probably gives him more future aura 😂

[ParamountAnxiety @ParamountAnxiet]

@MeFellipe @t4ty_ Yes! Voodoo morticia 🙌🙏

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence https://t.co/Kv8h1n8TiU

[Shane @McClellandShane]

There’s poop on the lettuce. There’s worms in the beef. There’s glass in the bread.

What kind of Upton Sinclair timeline is this

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

> victim was a 93 yr old
> had just finished her birthday party
> was dropped off at her senior facility
> the murderer was dating her daughter
> 5’5 290lbs middle aged man
> he got in to the facility
> had been watching “older adult porn” multiple times a day
> sexually abused and strangled her
> they found her naked dead on the floor
> lawyer is posting cringe boomerslop memes for saving his life

What is happening to our country, man

[Sean Frank @Seanfrank]

Anthropic: "our ai will kill you, take your job, and take your wife"

OpenAI: "Our ai knows everything about you. That cyst is benign btw"

Meta: "Please use our ai. PLEASE"

Xai: "We have PERFECTED cat girl meows and jigglephysics. We are worth 2 trillion dollars"

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[ParamountAnxiety @ParamountAnxiet]

@HumansNoContext Nah, she needs to turn those damn lights off. Electricity ain't free 😮‍💨

[ParamountAnxiety @ParamountAnxiet]

@Proper_Pirate @aletweetsnews Lmao, I actually had to check the time left on the video about 20 seconds in 🤣

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

The Romans would have seen this and immediately gone insane

[ParamountAnxiety @ParamountAnxiet]

@OwaisAlpha1 @unusual_whales We're not in a war; it's Wednesday, not the weekend.

[OmegaPro 🍉 @OmegaProYT]

Let's say the PS6 is a digital only console (pretty much guaranteed now) and 20yrs after it's release you wanna get a game for the PS6 but they've shut down the store just like they did for the PS3/Vita. What are you going to do?

You can't go to a gamestop, a pawn shop, a flea market, ebay or whatever. This is planned obsolescence in its' final form. PlayStation now has 100% control over how you buy and play a game.

Your boy wanna sell you a game for cheap? Can't do that, gotta buy full price on PSN. Wanna give your boy a game to check out? too bad, he's gotta buy it for $70 on PSN.

This is terrible for videogame preservation and consumer rights