Andrew James Manning

[🌷🦋 Love Music 🎶 & Dance 💃🏻🕺🏻 @Tiana_Celine_23]

This record has still not been broken for 31 years, since 1995.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Listen to Theodore Roosevelt. #250years

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

fact

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

One electron.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

What do you call two octopuses that look the same?

Itenticle

[Jimi Hendrix @JimiHendrix]

"ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ɪꜱ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ"
~ Jimi Hendrix

[Andrew James Manning @manningandrew13]

@difficultpatty Hot croseed

[Andrew James Manning @manningandrew13]

A doctor recommended a drug to a depressed lesbian.

It was called Tricoxagin.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

I met Tom Hanks once. He was so rude.

I asked for his autograph and all he wrote was thanks

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles without saying a word.

An earlier argument had left both of them refusing to back down.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”

“Yep,” the wife replied. “In-laws.”

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Gymnast Katelyn Ohashi scores a perfect 10 with a jaw dropping, Michael Jackson inspired dance

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

How are relationships like algebra?

Because you look at your X and wonder Y.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Do French people call marijuana “oui’d”?

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What do you call an injured Batman?

Bruised Wayne.

[Tom Barsoomian @barsoomian]

Happy Pride Month!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸

[EnchantedRae 🦁🐅🐉❤️‍🔥🌹✨️ @EnchantedRae24]

Hes sooo beautiful 😍 🥹🦁

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A friend of mine changed his name to Björn today.

He wasn't Björn yesterday