Dude I’m not gods strongest soldier. There’s a ten year old cat at work named Blanche and I love her so much I’m actively trying to adopt her. I sit with her on my lunch breaks everyday my boss thinks I’m ridiculous BUT LOOK AT HER
It’s still crazy to me that people call Optimus a psycho for putting down Decepticon‘s like bro this fuckers name is BONECRUSHER. He killed all the people in that bus for aura and nothing more. Putting down cons like him should be a public service.
I turned 18 in 2011. Rent was $425. After work I’d go to the mall with friends and get a whole new outfit for $40. We’d go out that night, drinks were $3 and whole meals were like $7. Wake up next morning & get brunch WITH DRINKS for less than $15. Life is hell now.
every time i meet a mechanical engineer the quality of their work seems to relate in a generally proportional manner to how badly they wish they could fuck the machine
all those random “fans” on tiktok saying gerard looks unhappy performing… girl she literally wrote this whole show and is playing a character who gets slapped around and dommed by beautiful women like gerard is exactly where they want to be rn
"Cats don't actually love you"
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don't you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it's helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.