Isabella

raised on cortisol
(she/her)
I have dyslexia so I'm just sorry in advance

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

Moving back in with my parents 😎

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

Any advice of getting rid of mice would be appreciated rn

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

My hot take is that eating dairy when you're lactose intolerant is not worth it. Maybe mine is just severe but I really don't understand y'all

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

Out here pissing off Karen's today I guess

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

@slimeluvr1998 https://t.co/QXI4FFu8Ik

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

@slimeluvr1998 They have online order and pick on Thursday still I think!

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

@slimeluvr1998 True loaf at the farmers market

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

When you put it this way...

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

machine gun kelly is basically like if the 12 ft. skeleton from home depot started smoking weed

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

Nearly 4 months after I ordered them I am finally getting new glasses!!! They are on their way!!!

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

I want a cat I want a cat I want a cat

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

I am riding the high of having a crush a little too hard

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

I'm so sad my roommates are moving out 😭 regardless of the stress of change they were my favorite and I will miss them

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

Frankenstein's monster is a og incel

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

Baby is scared of the scarecrows

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

@jbgreenan Ew ew ew yuk I hate this

[z a n e t a @iHatePEI]

The national anthem is old colonial and quite frankly boring as shit when can we change it to something like pink pantheress music😊🙏

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

@Kehlee_ Grade 1, 2006 for me

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

I'm so excited this plant hasn't had a baby in over 3 years!

[Isabella @paran0idbitch]

I think my dog ate a tomato in my bed ...