Steve Armstrong

Beer makin', Metal listenin', Mountain Bike Ridin', Gun shootin', Carnivorous Scottish redneck.

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@Nigel_Farage Your competition was a grown man in a bin costume...

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@fesshole

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@fasc1nate It isn't a selfie, just a regular old photo.

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@MetalHammer Yeah, imagine if Metallica ever did something similar.... Oh, wait.

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@fesshole Sweet Home Alabama intensifies...

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

.@afsgroup_uk one of your drivers in Aberdeenshire just went up and down our track like it was a group 3 rally stage, and on my calling out to him to slow down, he gave me the finger. Classy company. Do better.

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@fiercebeer A big imperial brown ale does really well with barrel ageing. Add red berries and it gets really good. 🙂

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@ssencommunity It is already reported. Skirted nicely round not paying out compensation for Arwen though. Nicely done.

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

Another power cut caused by high winds just reminds me of how @ssencommunity didn't pay out compensation for eight days without power during Arwen. Fun times.

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

.@ssencommunity @SSE really enjoying the anniversary of you lot not sending out our Storm Arwen compensation for eight full days without power, then claiming you did. Classy. #happymemories #dobetter

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@totalcurtis You ok hon?

[Will @wsebag]

My interview with Liz Truss

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@AmazonHelp "Delivery by Amazon".

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

.@AmazonUK since your delivery rating doesn't include "driver smashed my letterbox", I'll just leave this here... Unbelievable!

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

.@BBC6Music you should play something by Tool for us, a van load of metal heads driving to Manchester from Aberdeen for the gig tonight!

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

That is a bright one.

#brewdog #brewdogcrew #overworks #pilotkit #craftbeer #craftbrewing #filtration #idaho7hop https://t.co/oSK29NM4ZA

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

Our spon brew is super happy, fermenting like a champion.

@kempicus

#overworks #brewdog #brewdogcrew #ripping #spontaneousfermentation #coolship #loveitwhenaplancomestogether #experimentationfermentaion #beardedbrewersdoitbest #gratuitousslowmo

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@kempicus @BrewDog @BDOverWorks It really was a good day. First of many!

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@realDonaldTrump @ABC @washingtonpost I hope your eviction from the White House is live streamed for us all to watch.

[Steve Armstrong @paranoididol]

@realDonaldTrump Sit down before you hurt yourself lad.