Father Peet

Ordained minister, digital machinist, semi-pro pickler, and cat dad. Hater of modern feudalism, nfts, and objective reality. He/They/Monke

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

No one over the age of 65 should be allowed to work. Pensioned retirement should be the norm.

[chadd @_fool94]

crazy that you can just be born wearing the hardest fit ever

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

@coralfixations Blasphemy

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

@JUNlPER Anyone know a graphic designer that can put this on a t-shirt for a sugar baby? Taking applications

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The woke mind virus is either defeated or nothing else matters

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

Glad even the incels are on the anti boneless wing team.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

It starts with Fortnite and boneless wings.

It ends with gender pronouns and communism.

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

I love that cats don't understand object permanence

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

Economies are based on exchanges of goods/services. Holding stagnant wealth removes value from the economy.

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

Why would he say this?

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

401k? No thanks, my retirement plan is to die in the water wars.

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

Motion to bring back the word "baron" when referring to oligarchs, for instance, "Bezos is a tech baron"

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

Who had "Kanye West is the most famous nazi" on their 2022 bingo card?

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

NPR is news for people who are okay with war and genocide as long as the paperwork is filled out correctly.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

No Joe, you’re supposed to help the railroad workers… you got it backwards. A handful of sick days c’mon! Workers of the world unite!

[Jacqueline 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🐴ΘΔ @PonyJacqueline]

Me when the Cocaine Bear takes the cocaine in Cocaine Bear

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

Anyone have plans on February 24th?

[Father Peet @paranthropusb]

HELP: my manager followed me on BeReal

[Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable]

Wow turns out I had never in my life experienced fury until the second I read the sentence "the shooter now claims he is non-binary"

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday?

Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day

You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights

We burn a Tesla in remembrance