Er Paras Garg

Mechanical Engineer
Love india!!!

[Er Paras Garg @parasgarg28]

@one_by_two Atul why such poor comedy?
Papa it's all because of NaMo.
But beta why so bad in tweets?
Mama it's all because of bhakts.
Beta you are at the bottom of the comedy chain!
No Fufa I am second last. That Kamra scored even less than me.

[DesiEsco🇮🇳 @DesiEsco7]

AI will take over the jobs in India

meanwhile AI in india-

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

#Congress will have to answer 120 crore people of India about its inhuman act of brutality on innocent protestors http://bit.ly/knpjSJ

[Er Paras Garg @parasgarg28]

@sachin_rt @ShubmanGill Real ID se aao #SaraTendulkar.

[maithun @Being_Humor]

PM of India 🇮🇳
PM of UK 🇮🇳
Vice President of US 🇮🇳
President of Guyana 🇮🇳
PM of Portugal 🇮🇳
President of Suriname 🇮🇳
President of Mauritius 🇮🇳
PM of Nepal 🇮🇳
PM of Srilanka 🇮🇳

[Ashutosh Srivastava 🇮🇳 @sri_ashutosh08]

Everyone busy on seema haider TRP. No one care for horrible, #shameful activity 😔.

#ManipurViolence #SeemaGoBack

[Er Paras Garg @parasgarg28]

@comicverseyt @YTCreatorsIndia @YouTubeIndia @YouTube MOC also seems hacked @comicverseyt

[taran adarsh @taran_adarsh]

SRK: THE STORM IS COMING… #JawanPrevueOn10July at 10.30 am.
#SRK #Atlee #JawanTrailer #Jawan

[Shubham @Shubham99145033]

@dhruv_rathee Ye video tere liye hai bhai... Burnol khudh dene aau ya lgali???

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Mitchell Starc dropped IPL for Ashes.

Australia dropped Mitchell Starc.

ये दुनिया बहुत हरामी है 😓

[hater @acchatheekh]

Phir bhi dil hai hindustaani was ahead of its time

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

These are the kind of messages my foreigner wife has been receiving since past few days

First 3 are typical instagram messages she received, last one is typical type of emails I received. Irony is that these people probably think they care about women and development of nation.

[Sundeep Sharma @sundeepshawarma]

Life me regrets leke nahin marna. Ye bhi karna hee tha, Stand-up special ka naam aise hee "Tu kar Lega" nahin rakha tha. I meant it. I shall improve further, fitness is a life long commitment now. If I can do it at the age of 44, so can you 💪🙏 #FitnessMotivation

[Er Paras Garg @parasgarg28]

@flyingbeast320 @StarSportsIndia Lucknow ni aaye the

[Bajrang Punia 🇮🇳 @BajrangPunia]

हमें आश्वासन दिया गया था कि Oversight Committee के गठन से पहले हमसे परामर्श किया जाएगा। बड़े दुख की बात है कि इस कमेटी के गठन से पहले हमसे राय भी नहीं ली गई. @narendramodi @AmitShah @ianuragthakur

[Er Paras Garg @parasgarg28]

@nidhinarwal3217 👌

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Ek World Cup nahi jitwa sakta tu? Tera naam Jay nahi Parajay rakhna chahiye tha

[Wasim Jaffer @WasimJaffer14]

RT if your team has more points than this samosa 😉 #INDvNED #T20WorldCup

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Wait for the last 10 seconds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sundar Pichai @sundarpichai]

Happy Diwali! Hope everyone celebrating has a great time with your friends and family.
🪔 I celebrated by watching the last three overs again today, what a game and performance #Diwali #TeamIndia #T20WC2022

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Indian teams at #CommonwealthGames2022