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♡: Resident Evil (2026), Rick and Morty, Iron Lung #️⃣1️⃣

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[Mila ✦彡 Bryan Plushie in 📌 @sodapanque__]

Only one day left to get your Bryan plushie with all his gifts!! 🥣 #ResidentEvil

🔗 https://t.co/nYex0DPTbW

[Apollo🫀 @poliaths]

i animated it !

[Yorkster @YorkiStarBomb77]

Prince of Shrimp #hauntedhotel #abaddon

[public emmany #1 🦬 @theemmacasey]

When I say "butt naked" it is a conscious choice not a mistake

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:

-It’s ‘sleight of hand’
-It’s ‘bated breath’
-It’s ‘lo and behold’
-It's 'buck naked'
-It’s ‘brass tacks’
-It’s ‘free rein’
-It’s ‘toe the line'

[ah! I'm in the soup! @voretetasxd]

Say her name. I'm pretty damn sure her parents didn't named her Mexican student

[Anny Mation @MationMiss]

I’d just like to let people outside of Brazil know, Flavio wants to put DATA CENTERS in the AMAZON!

I repeat

DATA CENTERS!!!!

IN THE AMAZON RAIN FOREST!!!!

FUUUUUUCK

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

Stumbled upon this tweet from 2017.
Kinda concerning how this is still ongoing today.

We really didn't achieve much in almost a decade. Stuck in a time loop.

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

"If we make tampons free women will abuse the system" fuck you think we're gonna do? Start eating tampons?

[Gyarupan🪏 @PantsuVor]

Just a reminder that you can't ask a Japanese VA to say one of their character's lines irl because the studios own the copyright to uttering a character's voice and dialogue

[Tariq Kenney-Shawa @tksshawa]

As expected, Israel kills Palestinians every day for months on end and nobody bats an eye; Palestinians finally respond, attacking Israeli soldiers at an Israeli military checkpoint on occupied Palestinian land, and its front page news and Israel makes the entire West Bank pay.

[tracer ☘️🐧 @tracer4b]

Having only 1-3 pins on your bag is so awkward bc it’s enough to stand out as an otaku in public but you get mogged by anyone with an actual itabag

[Bloat McQueen @BloatMcQueen]

Please please please

DO NOT share this photo of Simon Bennett

It is very disrespectful and should not go viral

[eitos righteous attorney (100/100) @aotsukyuti]

IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE PUTTING MEN IN FEMININE CLOTHING ONLY AS A FETISH OR AS A WAY TO HUMILIATE THEM OR AS A STUPID JOKE!!!!! IM TIRED YOU HEAR ME!!!!!! YOU ALL TREAT FEMININITY LIKE ITS INHERENTLY EMBARRASSING AND ITS HUMILIATING FOR MEN TO BE FEM. IM SICK OF IT!!!!!!

[Yue(月/ユエ/유에)🈷️CF23 N-32/33 @bshcuckchair]

peak southeast asian life is seeing your western mutuals make really cute keychain fan goods for $15 then scroll down a bit in your tl you see a news headline image of how your country's currency went down again

[moonlight @ynwmarly]

It used to get so serious on among us 😭😭

[Reclaim The Net @ReclaimTheNetHQ]

Be a small town politician.

A child puts bunny ears on your photo and comments on how you dress.

So mad you report it to the police.

Cops show up at the child's house.

Causes international outrage.

Now the bunny pic is in the New York Post.

And your Google results are just rabbit ears forever.

[rtrt044 @itsnotmer8]

I'm i was just scrolling and i saw my drawing in their account omg im so so happy lol

[Meowcho of #tetiacotwt!! @M3owcho]

@4nn0y1n9817ch I'd like to solve the puzzle please is it:
They call me lord verity master of humanity I said lord verity call me master, master ow!