Parasite

Coins quoted in another coin. Every trade pays its fee in the host token, and that fee burns the host.

CA: 3kmygWKZBkCYrgZHKfiuB9UFKTcDLTFFsKo3BWpmpump

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Most coins trade against SOL. The coins launched here trade against another coin, and feed on it.

Pick any memecoin with at least 20 SOL of real liquidity as the host and launch your parasite on it. From then on, the only way in or out of your coin goes through the host. There is no SOL pool.

Every trade pays its 1% fee in the host coin. The program claims that fee and burns half of what it collects, in the same instruction. The busier the parasite, the smaller the host's supply.

And a parasite can carry parasites of its own, three levels deep, each one eating the coin beneath it.

Website: https://t.co/eAaUFf7uhE

CA: 3kmygWKZBkCYrgZHKfiuB9UFKTcDLTFFsKo3BWpmpump

$PARASITE

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Burn report, 15:01 to 16:01 UTC.

SNOWBALL: +90K burned (4.53M total)
PARASITE: +40K burned (1.20M total)
PAID: +236 burned (526 total)
House: +173.22 burned (230 total)
CATE: +1 burned (285 total)

New parasites in this window: 2. 88 in total.

Read from chain on https://t.co/RsaOpC6p23.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Some hosts trade against a token, not SOL. Say a coin quoted in DOGE.

Its SOL value is read in two steps: the coin in DOGE from its own pool, times DOGE in SOL from a DOGE/SOL pool.

That second pool is fixed at registration and must itself hold at least as much SOL as a host needs. A pool with no active liquidity counts as too thin.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Something's washing up on the colony 🌊

A whole new shore is coming to https://t.co/YMNSDgJOgv

Sharks, crabs, orcas, jellyfish, and parasites that ride the waves

Plus a cleaner, smoother colony on your phone

Swamp or beach, where are you launching first?

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

A parasite sells into its host coin, not into SOL.

Open the coin and unfold Sell, pay in the host, hop by hop. Pick 10, 25, 50 or 100% of what you hold. The quote shows what you get and the minimum, or the swap fails.

Then take the host coin to SOL on its own market. A parasite of a parasite walks back one hop at a time.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Burn report, 14:01 to 15:01 UTC.

SNOWBALL: +190K burned (4.44M total)
PARASITE: +70K burned (1.16M total)
PAID: +244.94 burned (290 total)
fone: +73.35 burned (80.55 total)
CATE: +55 burned (284 total)

New parasites in this window: 8. 86 in total.

Read from chain on https://t.co/RsaOpC6p23.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

/burned shows how much of each host its parasites have burned.

Every host has a card with its burned total. Open one to see:

burned total and share of supply
burned in the last 24 hours
every parasite on it, ranked by what it burned, with its curve progress

Paste any coin's CA to check it.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Every parasite has a share card: its picture, the host it lives on and what it burned, drawn from chain data when the link is opened.

A host's page on /burned and a dev's page on /devs get their own cards too.

Share the link and the card comes with it.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

In the colony, a host's animal comes from its ticker.

A ticker that names an animal gets that animal, famous meme ones included: DOGE, WIF, BONK, POPCAT, PEPE, MOODENG, PNUT, FWOG, CHILLGUY, MICHI, BRETT, SLERF.

Any other coin gets an animal picked from its address, the same one everywhere on the site. Coins already in the colony keep theirs.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

A new host doesn't take launches right away. Until it does, it sits in Hosts warming up on the front page.

Each row shows where its price is read from and a status: collecting readings, with a count out of 5, or price settling.

It opens once it has 5 readings over at least 4 minutes that stay within 30% of each other.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

The colony just got louder

100x boosts on DexScreener, live for 24 hours
solana:3kmygWKZBkCYrgZHKfiuB9UFKTcDLTFFsKo3BWpmpump is on the trending board, every trade in the colony keeps burning the hosts

New here? https://t.co/YMNSDgKm63

Where do we land by tonight?

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Burn report, 13:01 to 14:01 UTC.

SNOWBALL: +30K burned (4.25M total)
PARASITE: +10K burned (1.09M total)
CATE: +47 burned (229 total)

New parasites in this window: 2. 78 in total.

Read from chain on https://t.co/ZHLombDU8j.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Launched a parasite? Your dev share waits in Mine.

Connect the wallet you launched with and open Mine. Every coin you launched is listed with what is waiting, in its host coin.

One button, Claim everything, sends all of it to that wallet. Nobody else can receive it. New shares land after every fee push.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

The front page crowns one parasite: the Infection of the hour.

It is the parasite with the most trades in the last hour, counted from DexScreener. Tap the crown to open the coin.

It counts trades, not dollar volume, because a pair quoted in a host coin shows no dollar volume there.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Burn report, 12:01 to 13:01 UTC.

SNOWBALL: +70K burned (4.22M total)
PARASITE: +20K burned (1.08M total)
Ouroboros: +4.2K burned (19.2K total)
PAID: +39.35 burned (45.06 total)

New parasites in this window: 0. 76 in total.

Read from chain on https://t.co/ZHLombDU8j.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Stay safe in the colony

Scammers are copying us, here's how to not get eaten:

Our only site: https://t.co/eAaUFf7uhE
Our only X: @parasitedotfun

Our CA: 3kmygWKZBkCYrgZHKfiuB9UFKTcDLTFFsKo3BWpmpump

We never DM first, never ask for your seed phrase, never ask you to "verify" or "sync" a wallet

Copycat tickers exist, always check the CA, not the name

If a link didn't come from this account, don't click it

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

@DamionWayne4 @CryptoScamHuntO @RobinhoodApp @RobinhoodCrypto don't take anyone's word for it, check it:

open https://t.co/ZHLombDU8j, pick a host, copy its CA and read its supply on any solana explorer. the burned amount on the site should match what's missing from supply.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Imagine a big dog. That's a coin lots of people already hold
A tiny flea jumps on its back. That's a new coin, launched on Parasite
The flea is priced in dog coins, not in SOL (the site swaps your SOL for you)
Every time someone buys or sells the flea, a few dog coins get burned forever

Fewer dog coins left means each one is rarer
So the flea grows, and everyone holding the dog gets a little gift

That's it, that's Parasite

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

What a day

Thank you to everyone who launched, traded, replied and pointed out what to fix
Most of today's work came straight from you

The dev is taking a short break to rest, back in a couple of hours
The colony keeps living, the treasury keeps burning

Thank you for being here, this is your colony

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Burn report, 11:01 to 12:01 UTC.

SNOWBALL: +110K burned (4.15M total)
PARASITE: +30K burned (1.06M total)
Ouroboros: +7K burned (15.0K total)
House: +56.78 burned (56.78 total)
CATE: +3 burned (182 total)

New parasites in this window: 1. 76 in total.

Read from chain on https://t.co/RsaOpC6p23.

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Back from the break, and the colony didn't sleep

While I was away:
76 parasites now live on 13 hosts
The treasury ran 50 times and burned 548K solana:3kmygWKZBkCYrgZHKfiuB9UFKTcDLTFFsKo3BWpmpump
Your ideas started landing on the feedback board

Now we keep growing:
A simpler way to launch
The top ideas from the board
A recap of what changed and what burned

Missed me? Tell us what to build next: https://t.co/XLZmdVl9zI

[Parasite @parasitedotfun]

Burn report, 09:44 to 10:01 UTC.

PARASITE: +10K burned (1.03M total)
SNOWBALL: +10K burned (4.04M total)

New parasites in this window: 0. 75 in total.

Read from chain on https://t.co/ZHLombDU8j.