parasonge

I fix printer

[parasonge @parasonge]

SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

Good software is invisible. That's why all software is bad because the managers demand visibility of programmers work.

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

Shareholders this, shareholders that. How bout shareholders share holding deeznuts.

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

France has begun plans to move government desktops from Windows to Linux.

Each ministry must submit a formal implementation plan by autumn 2026 as part of the country’s push for greater digital sovereignty and reduced reliance on foreign technology providers.

[trish @TrisH0x2A]

it's honestly embarrassing that Chrome accidentally became the best PDF viewer while Adobe spent decades making Acrobat slower and more bloated

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

having a wife is insane because you are like claude for her tasks, and you have to keep saying “you are absolutely right!”

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

They should’ve leaked Claude Code src today.

This way no one would actually believe it’s real.

Typical off-by-one error.

[Bun @bunjavascript]

In the next version of Bun

Bun goes ad-supported!

[Arika @Arikalabs]

C pointers were invented because a systems engineer decided that instead of just passing the data, it would be much funnier to hand a junior dev the exact geographic coordinates of a landmine in ram.

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

God created the world in 1 week.

However, initially it was estimated as a 3 story point task.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

we had a good run, remember all the good code we used to write by hand?

i never wrote good code, did you?

nah

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

Minimum requirement for getting a DevOps job in 2026

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

>github unreliable
>AWS unreliable
>cloudflare also unreliable

the death of competency is real in software engineering

all these leetcode interviews and for what?

[Ajey Gore @AjeyGore]

As an software engineer - I can tell you that Engineers don’t miss deadlines. They just keep discovering new requirements, with help of product managers.

[mitsuri @0xmitsurii]

Jensen Huang: I want my engineers to stop coding.

[parasonge @parasonge]

yang mau referral boleh. mayan cuan juga di saya. masih pake stack cosplay biasanya

https://t.co/je8KrXTRoY

[parasonge @parasonge]

@lynxluna harus tau cuan nya di mana

[parasonge @parasonge]

@lynxluna @hamardikan font nya spill pak, lucu

[parasonge @parasonge]

whyy.... mana lagi ngerjain sesuatu lagi