Laz Peterson

I'm an original, baby!

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@MikeBales Comedy 😆

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@otokyo Yep.

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@lisabswill @JoyceWhiteVance Unfortunately, she was warned multiple times not to enter, and then was shot. The Capitol Police were doing their job, as she was disobeying our Country’s authority. Very sad.

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@krassenstein His punctuation and how he writes always makes me wonder what’s really going on in his little brain.

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@krassenstein No thank you. Elon is a nut job, and we don’t need any turbocharged anti-democracy candidates being funded by this clown.

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@Fernand46357857 Probably.

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@atrupar For a guy who is all about “freedom”, he sure wants to control what even an 11 year old or their parent can do regarding toys. How sad.

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@MattWallace888 It’s because he’s dead.

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@DaleMurphy3 @Braves And then the hurricane … 😭

Looks like we need to bring one 🌀 of our own on Monday! 😤🙌🏼

[Laz Peterson @paraviz]

We need to have all spring semesters in all grades finish synchronized … then have a week of banking holiday, federal holiday. (And doesn’t count to your 2 weeks vacation time.)

Would be really nice.

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@kaitlancollins @kaitlancollins there is no way Donald Trump wrote this. I know it is his account, but he didn’t write that.

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@TrumpDailyPosts Jeez, one of these instances of denying the affair was almost 18,000 years in the future. I wonder what the year 20,011 is like? Very cool to know they have time machines!

[Laz Peterson @paraviz]

Y’all need to respect this man’s difficult words.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Pence: I will not be endorsing Donald Trump

[Laz Peterson @paraviz]

@MarkHamill I think it’s now called “crossing”. Like at the sidewalk … something like how little birds used to come and share little secrets, now it’s more like a bunch of loud people at the busiest street corners in NY.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Former conservative Chief Justice of SCOTUS, Warren Burger:

The 2nd Amendment "has been the subject of one of the greatest pieces of fraud, I repeat the word fraud, on the American public by special interest groups that I have ever seen in my lifetime".

[Laz Peterson @paraviz]

@RepMTG You are so misleading to the few people who don’t think you are batshit crazy. It’s really sad, you need to stop causing actual harm to the citizens of this country and their future.

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@bennyjohnson So funny. Makes me wonder what the purpose is in taking a picture of a box and putting it on a world famous laptop. Even better … think about the countless, pointless hours people have wasted, consumed over a homeless guy’s electronics.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Hey Kevin,

What we need is you to own up to the fact that you represent a district with the highest murder rate in our state -- and you’re doing nothing to address it.

[Laz Peterson @paraviz]

@RepMTG No, but thank you.

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@RepMTG America last? Ok. By the way, not sure if you’ve noticed, but you trash talk this country like you hate it — under the guise of being pro-American. So yea not sure you understand this country much.