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a spice girl living at the bottom of the crushed red pepper container

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@sophiefkemp there are a bunch of versions of this ad and i mailed some in valentines to my friends and we have been talking about how they are soooo paradise logic

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She was a femcel he was an off brand connor o’malley can i make it any more obvious

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This macys parade is anticipating my needs and meeting them

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Happy to announce that every man who doesn’t love me is gay

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lord take away all of sufjan stevens’ suffering and give it to dasha nekrasova

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Somewhere in the world Lauren oyler is eating a doner kebab and listening to rise by katy perry like a girl who did just kinda mediocre on dr folkers biochem midterm

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This is the anti honeycrisp lobby

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Somewhere in the world Lauren oyler is eating a doner kebab and listening to rise by katy perry like a girl who intends to set the curve on dr folkers biochem midterm

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Is purr short for perfect or is it purr like cat

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Every Man Is 26

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One day I won’t be Good with Parents anymore I’ll just be old

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Need to do more ritual burnings

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we return again to the eternal question. is niall horan gay

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I keep going to the mission and I keep getting mad

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everyone woke up and said it is a beautiful day for a tech bus

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oh u love me? ok where’s my muffin?? where’s my fucking cinnamon muffin??

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on the tech bus licking greek yogie off my fingies

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on the tech bus doing facial massage

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Apple varietals meme account

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Just ate a cosmic crisp after months of galas and the force of that thing. Like, I am become death destroyer of worlds am I right