ryan

I have 0 taste but my personality is still better than yours so think about that

[ryan @parchedz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 8 Feb 2015 (via @twi_age).

[ryan @parchedz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 8 Feb 2015 (via @twi_age).

[ryan @parchedz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 8 Feb 2015 (via @twi_age).

[ryan @parchedz]

the way tyler is a moderate millennial

[ryan @parchedz]

@tyleroakley

[ryan @parchedz]

god all of you have cute pics of yourselves as avis and what do I have....... mystery man from mystery form of media that im not revealing until it’s guessed

[ryan @parchedz]

some animal instinct just kicked in for me to respond to tyler tweet upon seeing it

[ryan @parchedz]

@tyleroakley what

[frida @messyourlifeup]

@parchedz every time you come online and tweet about tyler i think about the time you attacked him at vidcon

[ryan @parchedz]

@messyourlifeup SBDHHDHDHDH it keeps me up at night

[ryan @parchedz]

okay who knows what my profile pic is from??? I would say ill venmo you $3 if correct but I just know there are some nerds on here and I don’t wanna lose $3

[ryan @parchedz]

god she saw me log onto this acc she knows

[Tessa Netting Moses @tessanetting]

Let the past die ❌

[ryan @parchedz]

@globaIemiIy THIS LITERALLY DESERVES RIGHTS IM DYING

[ryan @parchedz]

just changed my layout. what does that say about quarantine

[ryan @parchedz]

time to come back to life!

[ryan @parchedz]

so all y’all were alive yesterday and no one banged my line?????

[ryan @parchedz]

happy birthday to my favorite landlord @tyleroakley 🥺🙏🏼 pls don’t evict me!!!!

[ryan @parchedz]

WAIT OMG AND ON HIS BDAY.....

[ryan @parchedz]

LANDLORD TYLER OAKLEY

[ryan @parchedz]

so I think we all know why im here.

im looking to rent an apartment.