Pardis Parker

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

Two girls got mad at me during my stand-up set.

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦
Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

How would you solve all the problems of the world? #standup #comedy #crowdwork

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦
Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

You're Arab? #standup #comedy #crowdwork #egypt #egyptian

Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦
Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

You lied to me. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #girls 

Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦
Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

The grind is everything. #standup #comedy #funny #TED #hustle

Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦
Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

Life's hard. I'm struggling. #standup #comedy #funny #ted

Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦
Victoria • @intrepidtheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

14 years. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #marriage #happy

Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦
Victoria • @intrepidtheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

Being rich isn't going to make history remember you. #standup #comedy #funny #TED #billionaires

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦
Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

I can't tell who's South Asian. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #srilanka #saudiarabia

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦
Victoria • @intrepidtheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

Philadelphia to Pittsburgh to Chicago to New York. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #lawschool #advertising #medschool

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@se4realhinton Thank you for sharing your art with the world. Just finished reading The Outsiders for the first time and thought it was beautiful. Strong recommend for anyone who's never read it.

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

British humor

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

New York* @citywinerynyc Jul 23
Philadelphia* @citywineryphil Jul 24
* with @AlanaJTV @ElizabethGlazer Karthik Lavangu & @BronstonJones
Vancouver @houseofcomedybc Nov 29-Dec 1

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"They not like us." Compton visits Malibu. #standup #funny

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

New York* • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲
Philadelphia* • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲
*with @AlanaJTV @ElizabethGlazer Karthik Lavangu & @BronstonJones
Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦

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I told my friend I was struggling.

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

New York* • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲
Philadelphia* • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲
*w/ @ElizabethGlazer & @AlanaJTV
Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦

Tix: @PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

There's 12 billionaires in this room right now. #standup #comedy

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲
Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲
Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦

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@pardisparker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

Mary's 3 kids (boys) cannot aim into the toilet. From Town Hall Comedy at @artunified.

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲
Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲
Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

If you want evidence I'm Canadian...recorded in #Vancouver at @ted. #standup #comedy

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲
Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲
Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

OK that's racist. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #persian #iranian #iran

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲
Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲
Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

Iranians in Vancouver. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #Persian #racist

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲
Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲
Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

Adam recently became lactose intolerant. With @ericarhodes from @AGT. #comedy #standup

[Pardis Parker @pardisparker]

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲
Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲
Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦

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@PardisParker | https://t.co/clgGRBeHRw

Too many first dates. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #dating #love #shrink