casey 🎃

eugh. she/her. 🏳‍🌈 🇵🇷

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

bought my first futbol jersey ever and it happened to be brasil and you will never fucking guess who lost today

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

had an old backup bluetooth headphones that were retired due to the cups deteriorating. replaced those cups with the ones from the broken headphones and the backup immediately cracked.

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

glued my headphones together just to listen to romeo santos

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

tried to tape it. immediately broke

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

im not in love or even crushing and have never had my heart broken so i create the most intricate oc storylines in my head to serve alongside this and sleep soundly

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Pretending to be a floating corpse in the pool if anyone cares

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

having a manic depression episode again and not sure whats worse. that i felt like watching american pyscho or that i cant even watch it bc i work early tomorrow

[jai @b0netemple]

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about Saw”

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

i was informed that the brown skin of the kiwi contains the fiber and while this is likely true i havent lost it that fucking badly yet.

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

my kitchenicel breakfast tomorrow is chia pudding prepared with water instead of milk and poorly chopped kiwis

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

the dog likes going up to cute women in the park, gets them to coo at her, and then returns to me.

full respect for my gay ass dog's second mother hustle

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

pls dont think less of me bc im a masc lesbian who wears panties

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

didnt have oats but did indulge in my new found peace with matcha by trying dunkins nutty matcha drink. ngl thought the lady at dunkin made my shit up. but it is in fact made with almondmilk and almond syrup. lowkey knocked my panties off why was it good actually.

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

ranking overnight oat flavors that i eat for breakfast now to get more fiber in while detesting its existence

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

blueberry matcha: forgot to salt the fucking oats so this was bland as shit ‼‼‼‼

[casey 🎃 @pardnercas]

yall mind if do you have to let it linger speake a little espanol

[whitaker omega bottom mpreg ౨ৎ @neolvr127]

normal people:

your autistic gay friend: have you seen The Pitt