Ali Pardoe

“The journey of one thousand miles begins with a single step” 👣

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

For someone who needs to hear this: while experiencing emotional pain, the secondary somatosensory cortex and dorsal posterior insula regions of your brain are activated in the same way as though you were in physical pain. OTC painkillers like Tylenol actually help with this pain

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

One of my favorite scenes of a television show 😂

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

@nflmemes @chrispardoe14

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

I miss football… 🏈

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

@GarmanSports @chrispardoe14

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

@JDeighton21 🥲

[Central Michigan Football @CMU_Football]

CMU wins Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl, defeating Washington State, 24-21. CMU's first bowl victory since 2012 and first win over a Power 5 program since 2017 (Oklahoma State).

#FireUpChips

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

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[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

@chrispardoe14 Bye bye ham…

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

Petition for #UberEats and #doordash to stop using doorbells in their commercials because the dogs go ape-shisnit crazy for 5 minutes every time a doorbell rings… 😑😑

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

@JDeighton21 Haha, you’ve got my class beat by like 3… I love the shock factor of people 😂😂

[Central Michigan Football @CMU_Football]

Proud to be a Chippewa! 🔥☝️

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

@chrispardoe14 You mean new lock screen! Hellllooooooo handsome 😍😍

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

At work today:

Nice older lady: “You’re out of school today?”

Me, internally thinking “wait, why am I out of school today? Oh yeahhh, I graduated like six years ago…”

Me, not wanting to explain I look like an actual child but I am in my mid- 20’s… “Yep, I am”

#babyface

[$oraida @itsoraida]

I overthink cuz I overlove & overcare

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

Hey @NFL

1. Get rid of the taunting rule.
2. Change the jersey number rules back.
3. Spot all teams playing Tom Brady 7 pts.

[Kellie Rowe @kellierowe]

it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a rebuild it’s a reb

[mar @lovesickbarnes]

#shangchi scene without context

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

@CarleyChurches I thought they were only in Australia! 😂🥴
But yes! Loads of people have hit them on the road down here! 😅

[Ali Pardoe @pardoe_ali]

I’ve just discovered that Miss Minutes is voiced by the same actress who did Timmy Turner… what do I do with this information?! #MissMinutes #timmyturner @tarastrong #loki