Roger Steve Comedia

te digo por la última vez que yo no se nada de nada de eso pero lo predije.

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

ya que Twitter está tóxico quiero conectar con mis admiradorx con mi mi número de BeeperUSA. Llama ahorra y conéctate [phone]

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

anyway, hour special #4 drops Jan. 17 on Hulu. Search 'Godzilla Jazz Racist' 🤣

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

it’s like the time when I was at the urologist’s privacy room and the Amazon TV had “Breast Cancer Documentaries”. Like who gets off on big naturals killing ladies???

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Serious question, which one of y'all going on Amazon & saying "I'm too tired to think just gimme me something racist"

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

we’re all Pavlov’s dogs now

[MALEEK 1.0 @Maleekoyibo]

Kid’s reaction to the Coco melon sound track.
So so sweet to see how excited they all got.

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

I understand everyone’s focused on the 1% part. But what about the 2% who died right after being asked the question?

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

"Will you accept Trump as the legitimate president?"

All:
Yes: 75%
No: 15%

Trump Voters:
Yes: 97%
No: 1%

Harris Voters:
Yes: 53%
No: 28%

YouGov / Nov 7, 2024 / n=1590

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

either i forgot my english or President Biden is the first sitting president to have died in the White House while still being alive. its president-elect until Jan 20 pendejos.

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

And may the tech folks never wake up from their dream jobs.

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

why even is tavern style cut pizza?

[Tranquil Ashes @TranquilAshes]

Ppl hate my #Korra cosplay so much. The amount of bullying, death threats, harassment I've received any time i post her. So naturally the haters can suck it and I'm posting her again 😤

#black #plussize #cosplay #avatar

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

This next year I’m gonna stop asking the homies if they want to come out to my shows. I’m just gonna put it out there and say, let’s sync our heartbeats. No Murmur

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

humans are so cute today I just learned that one of the only times when two heartbeats synchronize is when you laugh with someone and it happens even if you're so far away from each other and not physically close

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

no digo que estoy deprimido pero cada vez que cambio un bombillo a LED pienso que esta vaina me va a superar

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

@OrangeFreddyG omfg, i got recently shamed for supporting Onlyfans because of the size of the chip on the guy's shoulders because how mad he was for that women make too much money on their. i think dude just needs UBI or something

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

all those end of year music streams, replays, and wrapped only prove to me that I’m paying way too much money to pirate music legally.

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

when you grow up soufflé you end up at a certain age flambé. drunk on power and candle wax.

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

@OrangeFreddyG dang I gotta shave my head to be in the runnings?

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

but time is also a construct. glad to hear snõõper is here to take the helm going forward. viva la punk

[Roger Steve Comedia @parecesoftly]

soy un elder punk. as an elder punk I’m saddened that NOFX is having a final tour next year. but maybe it’s time to admit that we’re all just getting old.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

No wonder people don’t ever say when someone’s a rapist in Comedy y’all can’t even admit when somebody’s special is ass

[Лаура 🦠 @ecto_fun]

i was reading abt the inspector gadget movie and a VFX supervisor hid messages in the newspaper scenes saying fuck disney and calling a producer named art repola a cheap arrogant jerkoff etc lmao

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

omg fr worst aged cast damn