parent tobe

Trying to navigate parenthood while running an online store for parents and baby. Parenting is best served with a side of sarcasm. Instagram: parentobe

[parent tobe @parentobe]

Baby crying: it's always "maaamaaa moooommy mooom"
Baby happy: "Dada dadddy dad"
#momlife #momsquad

[parent tobe @parentobe]

I suspected I had over cooked the chicken...baby confirmed this by opening their mouth and letting it all fall out while simultaneously picking up more and dropping it on the floor. 😬🤦‍♀️
#momlife #dadlife #momsquad #dadsquad #parenting

[Dad Bits @DadBits]

I think our Tupperware containers have been taking notes from our socks.

[Mr. Dad @parenthoodperks]

If you thought college was hard, try wrangling a diaper on a toddler. #dadlife

[parent tobe @parentobe]

I want to watch my show, eat all the food, shower, sleep and clean the house all in the hour my baby naps.
#momlife #momsquad #dadlife #dadsquad #parenting

[FeralTherapist (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈♣️🍍🐎🍄 @IMomalogues]

My house is a disaster; I really need to invite some people over so I have to clean it.

[parent tobe @parentobe]

I WILL tackle Monday....but first, coffee!
#momlife #momsquad #dadlife #dadsquad #coffeetime #mondaythoughts

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

In case any one was curious where my daughters loyalties lie

Me: do you want mommy or daddy to take you to soccer today?

Her: whichever one of you is more likely to stop on the way for donuts

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

You think you’re going to have a pretty normal day and then your 5-year-old announces she only walks backwards now.

[Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets @gfishandnuggets]

Apparently new moms are supposed to “sleep when the baby sleeps,” but I have yet to find anyone who has mastered the art of sleeping while driving or pushing a stroller.

[parent tobe @parentobe]

Alexa, make me a coffee and then fast forward to bedtime.
#momlife #dadlife #momsquad #dadsquad #parenting #mondaythoughts

[Mr. Dad @parenthoodperks]

A “Booze Cruise” but for parents of little ones where all you do is nap, a “Snooze Cruise”

[The Dad @thedad]

Alexa, raise the kids

[Frazzled At Forty @Frazzled_Mumma]

So many women look really pretty in the baggy shirt, messy bun look.

When I try it, I look like I'm in serious need of help...

[Momma Librarian @mommalibrarian]

3: Dada? Ahebejen chiejsnen an ises
H: Ummm what?
3: Ahebeje chiejsnen ises
H: In the living room?
3: no Dada!
H: Tuesday!?

Me, in another room, reading to baby, while dog is barking and TV is blaring Wiggles: She wants chicken and fries for supper.

#ispeaktoddler #momlife

[Bumkins ♡ @bumkins]

I'll do the laundry later. 😅 #ProcrastinationIn5Words #parenting #momlife #family

[parent tobe @parentobe]

I've had to put on "real" pants two days in a row, and honestly I am over it....I will be on the couch, in my sweats for the next week 🤪
#momlife #momsquad #parenting

[parent tobe @parentobe]

Me: The baby doesn't need anymore clothing, this is getting ridiculous.
Also me: LOOOOOOK at that totally unpractical outfit that baby will wear once, I must buy it!
#momlife #momsquad #parenting

[parent tobe @parentobe]

@Fieldsandcows Perfect dinner food! Sometimes "dinner food" just takes to long....breakfast food is faster and delicious 😀

[Mr. Dad @parenthoodperks]

“How did that food get on your elbow?”

And other fun things you get to say as a parent. #DadLife