Trying to navigate parenthood while running an online store for parents and baby. Parenting is best served with a side of sarcasm. Instagram: parentobe
I suspected I had over cooked the chicken...baby confirmed this by opening their mouth and letting it all fall out while simultaneously picking up more and dropping it on the floor. 😬🤦♀️
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In case any one was curious where my daughters loyalties lie
Me: do you want mommy or daddy to take you to soccer today?
Her: whichever one of you is more likely to stop on the way for donuts
Apparently new moms are supposed to “sleep when the baby sleeps,” but I have yet to find anyone who has mastered the art of sleeping while driving or pushing a stroller.
3: Dada? Ahebejen chiejsnen an ises
H: Ummm what?
3: Ahebeje chiejsnen ises
H: In the living room?
3: no Dada!
H: Tuesday!?
Me, in another room, reading to baby, while dog is barking and TV is blaring Wiggles: She wants chicken and fries for supper.
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I've had to put on "real" pants two days in a row, and honestly I am over it....I will be on the couch, in my sweats for the next week 🤪
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Me: The baby doesn't need anymore clothing, this is getting ridiculous.
Also me: LOOOOOOK at that totally unpractical outfit that baby will wear once, I must buy it!
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