Paresh

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#2024

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https://t.co/iCCqqN5xI8

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@ArmedForcesUkr #Don’tFuckWithUkraine

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Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.

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Face facts people, Santa loves rich kids more!!!

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Hey poor people, you’re not so different from us rich folks, we have so much in common:
- Day drinking
- Cheese as a meal
- Eating pigeons
- Love of taxidermy
- Stealing money

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When it comes to Chateaubriand, the world is comprised of four types of people:
1) Those who love it
2) Those who look for it on the wine list
3) People looking for a summer home is Provence
4) People who hate the French (smart)

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VC goes “what would you do if You had $25 million?”, me “Wonder where the fuck the rest of my money went”

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Starbucks needs a special lane for people who have their shit together.

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Took a nap on my evening commute, S Class practically drives itself.

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Breaking news - Senate reaches deal to end shut down. In other breaking news barista at Starbucks makes coffee #DoYourJob

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Black Friday.......the Special Olympics of capitalism

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Today is cleaning day, I don't want to go home until the maid leaves. Seeing her takes away from the magic of coming home to a clean house

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Guy at gym: intense workout dude, what ya training for?
Me: Life motherfucker

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Poor people, stop being poor, be rich instead....it's awesome

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Headed to Biloxi Mississippi for 3 days staying at an Indian Casino. Roughing it? Hell no, spring training camp for Las Vegas…like a Boss

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Louis Vuitton in Economy class. No matter how you look at it, your priorities are screwed up.