Glenn Pareti

[Glenn Pareti @paretigl]

@missmarchiano #marchpd1

[Glenn Pareti @paretigl]

@missmarchiano you get all the free ice cream you ask for, worst part about that is realizing that there’s nothing more they can do for you.

[Glenn Pareti @paretigl]

@missmarchiano

15. I blame myself.

15. My brother blames everyone else.

15. My mother blames the dog. #marchpd1

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@missmarchiano Who knew that adult hands could be supported by wrists
that a five-year-old or baby duck could easily snap. #marchpd1

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@missmarchiano Because 71% of the time I will end up in the ocean
I can't just do whatever, I Better learn to swim #marchpd1

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@missmarchiano But if getting wasted just doesn’t fulfill you, then on that, I’d place a bet. #marchpd1

[Glenn Pareti @paretigl]

@missmarchiano Do not mistake yourself for a guardian.
Or a muse. Or a promise. Or a victim. Or a snack. #marchpd1

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@missmarchiano Whether you get a 72 or 88, 44 or 68
We will not let exam results decide our fate #marchpd1

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@missmarchiano So the first time she realizes that Wonder Woman isn't coming, she knows she doesn't have to wear the cape alone #marchpd1

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@missmarchiano I can’t breathe because he only kisses her once — he doesn’t care if it’s perfect! #marchpd1

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@missmarchiano She said she felt safe, like no one would ever rob us because I definitely locked the door eighteen times. #marchpd1

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@missmarchiano Sometimes becoming drug free
Has less to do with addiction
And more to do with sanity #marchpd1

[Glenn Pareti @paretigl]

@missmarchiano For those families that want to be like the Cleavers with perfectly made dinners.And songs like Wally and the Beaver#marchpd1

[Glenn Pareti @paretigl]

@missmarchiano Do not settle for letting these waves that settle #marchpd1

[Glenn Pareti @paretigl]

Cap- Take hold, Seize
Word- Capitalize
Def- To take the chance to gain advantage of
#marchpd1 @breaksje

[Glenn Pareti @paretigl]

Corp- Body
Word- Corporal
Def- A low ranking noncommissioned officer
#marchpd1 @breaksje

[Glenn Pareti @paretigl]

Ced, Cess- Yield, go
Word-Cesspool
Def: An underground container of sewage
#marchpd1 @breaksje