Paul

Earthling | Mullet-haver | Lifter of Rocks | 🐸💚

[Paul @parhwy]

Finals R2 Werribee Centrals v Belmont Lions, Sunday 30th of August 2026 at St Albans FNC

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Final R2, Winchelsea v East Geelong, Saturday the 29th of August, 2026.

I headed to @stalbansfncgeelong who were hosting @winchelseafnc v @egfnc.

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Necrosonic: 12 Hours of 30 Bands... in 60 Seconds!

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Necrosonic 2026 is Upon Us!

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Aussie Possum Convo

Asked what they thought of Alex "Hold On" Honnold, what they thought of those Russian kids topping the Empire State, what they thought of Geelong's own infamous Pam the Bird.

Nothing. Not much of a talker.

[Paul @parhwy]

Remembering /// Hunting Artists

Yesterday I went for a ride to my fav graffiti Easter Egg (another video), and on the way home I saw a Yabs. I'm hunting them like Skyrim's Stones of Barenziah.

And then I remembered Robert Drummond.

Could graffiti be in the @archibaldprize?

[Paul @parhwy]

It's 4:20 Somewhere: Weed n Feed Ya Lawn

"I must break you" - as a wise man once said.

YEHHHRRRR 🤙

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R10 Surf Coast FC v Bell Park SC, Football Victoria Geelong Men’s Seniors League 1, 4PM Sunday the 9th of August 2026

[Paul @parhwy]

Ten years ago on the 9th of August 2016, @nomansskygame dropped. My pre-order arrived at JB Hi Fi three days later. Ten years later, I have over 6,000 hours. I love this game so much.

Well done, @hellogamesofficial, for ten wonderful years.

[Paul @parhwy]

R17 Bannockburn Tigers v Inverleigh Hawks, Saturday the 8th of August, 2026

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It is not what I dislike that I see in your heart yet what is reflected in my own that I cannot dislike nor disown.

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@mumma_w Good to hear! Take care physically and mentally in this short-burst lockdown

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@mumma_w Hey! Good to see you!

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Fluid AND fibre are our friends.

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@Angelsfuri0s I have one that *says* its a dictionary dictionary but its just a poorly titled normie dictionary lol

[Paul @parhwy]

I have finished auditing my dictionary collection and I have 165.

[Paul @parhwy]

The three hardest things for me with exercising, are:
1. Starting
2. Keeping going
3. Keep going
5. Delirium from over-exercising
5. Toilet paper
6. Call nana
9. 🎵Two all beef patties on a sesame seed bun🎵

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The wind may blow and breeze but the tree does not sway or wave until it wants to.

[Paul @parhwy]

Just submitted a writing I did for the first time in... decades. A play I wrote in circa 1994/1995. Submitted to The Potato Shed’s 12/12. Feels good, man.

[Paul @parhwy]

The next step for chanting protestors at libraries demanding to control who speaks there… is what can be read there.