Charlie Kirk, Throat Goat

I like playing the best possible bad decks. Taurean Mauler inventor in Standard, Pioneer Living End. Patreon at

[Kamikaze Cash @kamikazecash]

$400 to clean your grill for you.

I swear, you guys will waste money on the dumbest shit.

[Cable | Game Designer + VTuber 💫 @CableVT]

wizards of the coast what the fuck is this

[Cory @jupiterbrandos]

Addressing This Weekend's Drama

[Charlie Kirk, Throat Goat @PariahPopular]

@jupiterbrandos Lmao

[Jamie Walters, CAIA @JWalters314]

The European mind understands it perfectly. This is what imperial decadence looks like: public institutions converted into branded spectacle, civic memory replaced by adrenaline theater, and the People’s House turned into a content backdrop for regime propaganda.

The joke is not that Europe cannot comprehend it. The joke is that America no longer recognizes what it is becoming.

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine

[April @ReignOfApril]

Break into my home and stand over my bed with a bullhorn. I don’t want to miss a second.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[Kyou @_Kyou]

I’m a huge fan of the Kirk memes because it started with homeland security talking about deporting anyone who criticized him, people were getting fired, trying to suppress and censor…

And it fired back into him becoming the biggest laughingstock the internet has ever known

[💜Dani🖤 🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

WOTC/Hasbro turned MtG into the Big Bang Theory of card games and I mean that in the most derogatory way possible

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

It would be less embarrassing to believe in the Tooth Fairy than this

[wzrdnx @wzrdnx]

I enjoy Arena Lucky Slots from time to time, and I've been playing Commander since its inception, but my nuclear take is that neither of them are actually Magic, and I think some people should be honest with themselves that they're playing different games

[Adam @adamc_vp]

@esjesjesj All he needs to do now is create a bunch of killer war machines for profit that go rogue and devour the world, he'll be a real life Ted Faro then.

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[Nile (like the river) @NileJoanRivers]

new bandai tcg coming out

huge news for people who like card games that are supported for exactly 2 years

[Charlie Kirk, Throat Goat @PariahPopular]

Posts like this confuse me. What formats is it even legal in? It's in the commander products so it's only legal in vintage, legacy, and stuff like edh. They're not even a blue checkmark account so just saying dumb shit for the love of the game I guess

[Dork4Short @Dork4Short]

It has affinity, is this breaking any formats?

#MTGxMarvel

[daniel @tirentu]

the expansion symbol for this marvel set might be the worst shit I've ever seen

[Charlie Kirk, Throat Goat @PariahPopular]

It takes a special kind of mental illness to enjoy watching someone open up a booster pack

[Cory @jupiterbrandos]

I would like to add on to this: Commander is a terrible way to teach people how to play Magic and it is a catastrophe that it has been normalized as an entry point. The idea that it's "easy and fun" is hysterical. Grist and Necromancy are in pre-cons now.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

The US attorney for the central district of California going on Glenn Beck's show to promise that there will be election fraud charges in the next couple months and then asking the listeners to help him collect evidence is a new look for the department.