Mr. Parish

[Mr. Parish @parinomics]

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[Mr. Parish @parinomics]

@InvestingRob @kylascan @kylascan was wearing a Minor Threat shirt for a CNN story about $7 french fries. That's enough for me to buy her book.

[Mr. Parish @parinomics]

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[Mr. Parish @parinomics]

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[Mr. Parish @parinomics]

Have an a̶v̶e̶r̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ above average summer!

[Mr. Parish @parinomics]

Approx. 182 school days per year
12 years
2,184 total days of school
Only 5 of 2,184 remaining
Congrats class of 2016!

[Mr. Parish @parinomics]

"Why am I not getting presents?"
Answer: Because it's not your birthday.

[Mr. Parish @parinomics]

"Why am I still taking tests?"
Answer: Because graduation is 2 weeks away.

[Mr. Parish @parinomics]

A useful Phillips Curve!
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