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[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

What's big and spotty and has a cunt half way down its back?

[Jimi Murphy @jimimurphyEFC]

1st pub on my stag! I do have a couple of talented mates! RT please

[Russell Simmons @UncleRUSH]

Fill your heart with what’s important

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Here they come: politicians jumping on the football bandwagon when it suits them. We all know you don’t give a monkey’s about the sport until you want to bask in any reflective glory. Bore off Boris. https://t.co/p96vcq6Etn

[Esme Roberts @Esme_Roberts]

“Thought I was getting weird looks in Dunelm.” - My mum lady and gents hahahaha

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

Just gonna leave this here so you can make your own mind up. 🙃 #LoveIsland https://t.co/3q76wGIjXS

[Amanda Holden @AmandaHolden]

So this I know is happening everywhere but this was Sandpits Road Tw10 -21st June 12;35 broad daylight. Mother and child attached. And some #Heroes in a lorry chased them off. Call 101 or 999 if u know these scumbags..

[ITV News @itvnews]

This police dog has mastered an incredible skill https://t.co/3LSEurbaJy

[Sam Batchelor @SamBatchelor]

Geezer's impressions are all spot on 😂

[fearne cotton @Fearnecotton]

My step son has got me watching Love Island tonight. All of these thong bikinis are making my toes curl. I’m granny pants all the way.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Warning to all Londoners: make sure you don’t get stabbed by a cheeseburger today.

[Justine Littlewood @IH8TRACYBEAKER]

Tracy sed she wantz her mum 4 crismas so duke got her a dog lmao gud 1 dukey babez

[Justine Littlewood @IH8TRACYBEAKER]

Tracyz talkin about her mum agen ffs sum1 get me ma violin

[Tracy Beaker @TracybBeaker]

Snap, crackle and slutdrop

[Tracy Beaker @TracybBeaker]

Justine gave bouncer a handjob. That's the Littlewoods touch xxx

[Ellie @EllieLiddle]

Social media leads to too many assumptions 🙄 just because you don’t post pics of people , doesn’t mean you don’t associate with them , just because you don’t post pics of what you’re doing doesn’t mean you haven’t done them.. people take social media far too serious🙃

[Financial Conduct Authority @TheFCA]

Mark Steward, Director of Enforcement on how to stay #ScamSmart https://t.co/zwe6Q4Uqbn

[pariscaster @pariscaster_x]

@clarkekurtis who the fuck is Dorris , ill cut her 😂😂😂