Darcy Parish

Play for the Essendon Bombers in the @AFL. #3. Can someone please play me in the midfield? Not the real Darcy, he is my hero. God Bless.

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

So happy for @zachmerrett07. God Bless. #GoDons

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

Thanks everyone for the
support! I am really overwhelmed. I started this account to try and convince the world that Darcy should be playing in the midfield and with all of your support over the years we did it. Looking forward to the future. God bless. #GoDons

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

Thank you all for your kind words and support. 2021 was just start see you all in 2022! God bless. #GoDons

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@1116sen Ummm who needs to get fired for this list? Where am I? I made the All Australian team in 2021. This team was put together in 2021.

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

Just found out about @CryptoDadsNFT this sounds like an amazing project! What an excellent future! #nfts #CryptoDads

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

For anyone who capatained me in SuperCoach or had me in a multi this week, I’m sorry. It won’t happen again. God bless.

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@essendonfc Thanks guys. God bless!

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@essendonfc I’ve been telling everyone to play me in the midfield for the past 5 years. Thank you all. God bless!

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@AFLTradeWhisper Get me the fck out of Tullamarine. I will however miss driving through the lovely suburb of Airport West. Give me Polec’s money and some more midfield time and it’s a deal. I’ll win North Melbourne’s bnf next year. God bless.

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@jordanfulton17 Silly bet. I was only paying $1.33. Have lost midfield minutes with Shiel back. Be smarter

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@essendonfc I’ve had 8 already. I’m on world record pace. Please don’t take me out of the midfield @JohnWorsfold24. I am begging you. #aflcrowsdons

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@essendonfc This is it everyone. I’ve been told I’m playing midfield all day today. I will make you all proud with +25 possessions, +5 clearances and a goal. God Bless

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@_Liam_Cook_ @essendonfc Well Liam it’s quite funny you bring that up. I’m in exactly the same position. Get me out of the forward 50!

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@essendonfc If we are going to lose by 40+ points atleast play me in the midfield the entire game. I’ve been waiting 5 years coach.

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@johnny_hogan @essendonfc As I’ve said get me out of the forward 50

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@essendonfc Hi all, umm just want to let you know I’m the leading possession getter on the ground. Please continue to play me in the midfield. God bless #AFLDonsDogs #parish #midfield

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@essendonfc Alright I’ll take Dylan’s slot in the midfield please. Can anyone hear me?

[Essendon FC @essendonfc]

▪️ 1st for disposals
▪️ 1st for cont. possessions
▪️ 1st for tackles
▪️ 1st for inside 50s
▪️ 1st for clearances

Darcy's gettin' it done.

#AFLDonsNorth

[Darcy Parish @parish_darcy]

@essendonfc Please continue to play me in the middle and I will bless you all with the above stats