oscwhore wilde

paddington bear’s number one fan

[oscwhore wilde @parishilton004]

if y’all don’t behave we’re never finding the arc of the covenant

[ryan @ryangaur]

Letterboxd is functioning exactly as it should and gives its users the precise experience they want, which is antithetical to everything tech companies believe in

[oscwhore wilde @parishilton004]

STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!! FUCKKK WE CANT HAVE ANYTHING GOOD

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Netflix, Paramount and Sony Pictures are all in talks to buy Letterboxd.

(https://t.co/u6XFHwCQvp)

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

every time i get a grocery bag with no handles im like okay this is just like drive (2011)

[oscwhore wilde @parishilton004]

harvey weinstein you will die this month

[oscwhore wilde @parishilton004]

i am going to be soooo normal about this movie

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Eggers confirms that the dialogue in ‘WERWULF’ is all 1300s Middle English.

“We worked with 2 Oxford professors on the dialogue, which is in Middle English, & then worked with a dialect coach on a way to temper the pronunciation”

(Source: https://t.co/MATt6uyU0l)

[Umberto Ecko @Yogalnstructor]

Instacart should have a shoplift option for all the items you normally steal when you’re there in person

[¿ @umlarp]

tweets should yellow as they age

[Ienka @ankyheidi]

i’ll block a bitch in my mind palace

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 @nicegirI123]

Ladies🤔 what would you do if your man ordered from the Skinnylicious menu at Cheesecake Factory?

[Juggler @juggler972]

I kid you not, the emperor just said “6..7?” And Mozart burst out laughing

[Laura/Ryan🐾🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺 @localtryansfem]

The Shogunate trying to reduce foreign influences in Japan be like

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And hamburger to help before I sleep,
And hamburger to help before I sleep.

[trash jones @jzux]

“can my boyfriend come” can my flesh-eating virus come

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

People don't seem to understand that "Chekhov's gun" is a metaphor. A gun doesn't literally have to go off in act 3. He's just saying that all plays should have guns in them

[interpretation @materialcritic]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[vesky @veskyxd]

taking adderall and googling some
bullshit

[turbomander @turbomander]

medieval strip poker game got me down to my gambeson 🥵