parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊

Autistic obsessive copywriter. Investigative journalist. Millennial hedge knight. Fluent in sarcasm. Proudly anti-fascist. I cuss.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

[little grey mouse, doctor of pan-rodentia studies. @NotOneNotTwo]

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

all work
and no play
makes jack
a dull boy.

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@hyp3rviolet We love a bi king <3

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@SupergiantGames Six words for the only thing that could improve said 2020 video game in which the fire-stepping prince learns the Zen of repetition. (A: Sequel.)

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@laurenboebert Also it's one thirty in the morning, you might want to lay off the Adderall.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@laurenboebert Lmao, sure sweetheart, that's why Christianity has been in a freefall decline for the entirety of the 21st century at this point. But you know what they say - you can lead a bar wench to statistics but you can't make her think.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@SupergiantGames Lol, I love that Zag is "the short one"

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@DONTNOD_Ent Is Alex Chen intended to be a female with autism? There are many personality traits and behaviors that she exhibits that seem to place her on the spectrum, in ways that specifically speak to female autism.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@GOPLeader I don't think any business that has over a hundred employees can legitimately be called small business, Ring-Kisser.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@thehill Dying of the plague to own the libs.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@laurenboebert It's time for you to to go jail for tax evasion and fraud.

[Lyndon Johnson's Johnson ⚡️ @LBJs_Johnson]

Officer who killed seditionist traitor Ashli Babbitt is cleared.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: The US Capitol Police officially exonerates the Capitol Officer who rightfully shot and killed Republican hero Ashli Babbitt as she tried to break in to the floor of Congress during Trump’s insurrection. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THIS IS GREAT NEWS!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

The Capitol Police officer who shot Ashli Babbitt has been exonerated because he stopped a terrorist from harming any members of Congress.

He. Did. His. Job.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@RepCawthorn You sound like you had crack for breakfast when you tweet completely insane stuff like this.

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@RepBoebert You are the most low-rent woman I have ever had the misfortune of knowing the thoughts of.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@DalishWolfy I ended up with Iron Bull! His romance was hilarious and also very sweet. I like the big burly protector types. <3

[Josh Levs - host, They Stand Corrected @JoshLevs]

Trumpists chanting #BidenMustResign are of course unaware that their dear leader invited the Taliban to the U.S. for secret talks around 9/11 anniversary. https://t.co/LBtYSm4P3P

[Non-practicing American 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @eilishparker78]

#BidenMustResign himself to the idea that a third or perhaps half of the people in this country are fucking idiots.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

I'm still completely obsessed with Bo Burnham's INSIDE.

That is all.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@NutlessDeez A Thin Dark Line by Tami Hoag.

[parishkl 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @parishkl]

@Dangchick1 Gotta go with Baloo.