Paris

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

kinda shocked that us regular knicks fans were not invited to jordyn woods and karl-anthony towns’ wedding

[miia @miiagarro]

it's no longer an honor to meet a man's mom she ain't shit either

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

tbh the music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is an absolute masterpiece omg😭

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

to the apps that pause my music when i open them, fuck you

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The longer you stay on the wrong train, the more expensive it is to get home.”

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

People hate on dispensaries but I’m sorry man that shit is convenient and I am an adult.

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[Shaya Rhymes ✍🏾 @ShayaRhymes]

Tubi gota better library than Netflix idgaf what nobody say

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

We deserve compensation!!!

[G🎀 @_iMarriedPrince]

Target Circle is literally useless

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

Who remembers listening to albums in-store before buying them?

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

can we all agree that extreme cold is better than extreme heat?

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

If I call my apartment my “house” and you say “your apartment” you’re indeed a hater…

[DIRECTOR OF THE DIVAS. 🫡 @ScotLouie]

Jordyn Woods really the head of the sunbeams now.

[Ben Yoel @Ben_Yoel]

Dear @nyknicks,

Please wrap this series up tomorrow night. I’m 38 and I can’t be staying up until midnight during the week anymore.

Sincerely,
Ben

[I Find Snowflakes on X @FindXSnowflakes]

@Humanarewild She saw a black man that was doing well in life. Racists can't compute that in their head.

[Lira Mercer @Lira_Galore_]

You ever seen a nigga skedaddle ? 😭

This is what I envision.