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heartless n moneyless x

[Chanyyy🫶🏾🩷 @channnnnyyyyy]

The price of red and yellow bell peppers will never cease to shock me.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Whoever said the surface of the sun is the hottest thing in our solar system has never tried to sleep in a bedroom in the UK after a 36 degree heatwave.

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[Patoune @PitPitrouillee]

Pov : tu achètes un tapis rafraîchissant pour ton chat

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

90% of having a new kitten is walking around the house saying "where's the kitten?"

[🫧 @beeyotita]

mi gata cuando estamos solas vs cuando viene alguien

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I highly recommend owning a cat because it makes every bad feeling a little easier to deal with. It's hard to feel the full weight of life's problems when a little weirdo is sprinting around your house like it's training for the Olympics.

[Soumya Sharma @soumyaasays]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

when the boomers are gone can we all stop pretending we need to be physically in the office 8 hours a day, 5x a week?

[vycious 🇲🇦 @ghttoyout]

why is every day like £70

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Once you've experienced remote work in your career, you realize how much draining the office actually is.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

i think it’s very important to have a little cat to come home to at night

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The sweetest sound in the world is that little trill cats do when they're asleep and you touch them gently.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I’m convinced 98% of my problems could be solved with more money and three-day weekends.

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

i genuinely do not know how people have outdoor cats. i don't think i would ever be able to relax even for a second.

[sydnee 🌱 @ginasfsydnee]

does the feeling of "oh my god i have a cat and they live with me and i love them so much" ever go away or is that kinda a forever thing

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Do you ever look at your cats and just think about how cool it is to have tiny domesticated lions in your house?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Turning around and realizing your cat has been quietly hanging out with you the whole time is one of the best feelings.

[Adam @_dams0n]

Going back to work after a great vacation feels like getting shot in the face 200 times