Parita Shah

so dumb im almost funny

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

My friends: Let’s hang out Me:

[M @SleptOnSix]

Only 4 months left of 2022? Time flies when your life is falling apart

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

selling 2 tix to @alexander23 lolla aftershow!! pls pls pls buy them im desperate

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

going to bed always feels like giving up on the day. the longer you stay up the more points you are scoring

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

every time i come back from a twitter hiatus i am most excited to see what @gwenmads's new name is

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

every time i come home it feels like the good daylight savings

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

@jess_silvaaaa dislike!!!

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

@liannaa_ nooo you got it queen

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

bereal is actually so funny bc its never once given me a notification while im in the middle of a mental breakdown like it just knows that would be too real

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

been latexing in google docs so i can feel like a humanities major

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

@janu1006 tell her its called melanin

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

@gwenmads brb looking for a rice bag as we speak

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

just SHOVED a piece of paper into my backpack who have i become

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

why am i breaking out is it
a. stress
b. period
c. no sleep
d. bad food
e. no water
f. maskne
g. all of the above

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

@liannaa_ CONGRATS QUEEN

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

went to sit down at dinner and a friend went "why do i feel like i need to remind you to drink water" ok wasn't expecting to be attacked rn but

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

just made a joke. then roasted myself for thinking i was funny. whole time its just me talking to myself.

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

convinced that there are very few things in life that cant be fixed by a tight hug

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

love when ppl respond to my emails quickly but also feel so so bad its the weekend why r u doing work !!!

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

@tylersakamoto1 i feel like its more "quewey" like chewy @jordanr0bbins can u confirm or deny

[Parita Shah @paritashahh]

@AyushiP6 @janu1006 LMAOOO stop😭