Tom Parker

Journalist, music enthusiast, sporting pundit

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This will be wild https://t.co/S7FzRutXCW

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Listening to @MarkJackson13 commentate @warriors gives me wild abdominal pain #NBAPlayoffs

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@calgodde Lol, initially I thought you'd spelt ex-Eagle brute Tyson Stenglein's name wrong

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Interesting developments overnight. As England walloped India at Lord's, Adil Rashid didn't bat or bowl in any of the three innings. When was the last time that happened in a test match? #ENGvIND

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No one wants @BrooksKoepka2 to win #PGAChamp

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.@_DwayneRussell referred to Jack Henry as a decathlete as he contested the ruck yesterday and I immediately misconstrued it as an adaptation of "swingman". But he actually is a decathlete. It's a happy accident but my door's always open to 🔥 vocab reinventions like this.

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@calgodde @AAPNewswire Got the defense of Bruce? @calgodde

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I may be prejudiced by the hysteria and eloquence of @TVsPointless' dynamic duo, Osman and Armstrong, but #pointlessAU is way off the mark as it is. The hosts are painfully jarring.

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@calgodde Mustn't have my notifications wired properly

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It might be old news to you but it's new news to me. The worst player in the NBA, Garrett Temple, has been traded to Memphis for two players and cash. Yes, that's him, just him, for 1+1=2 players. Absurd.

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Injuries have hurt the @warriors along the road, but once again they got lucky when it really mattered. @kevinlove and @KyrieIrving went down in 2015, @tonyparker and @kawhileonard in 2017 and @CP3 in 2018. Looks like a 2018 Warriors championship will be another blemished one.

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Eric.

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I think it's time Robert Allenby said goodbye to professional golf.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you for working with @arielxpink, Parquet Courts. Wide Awake is nuts.

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James is God.

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Fumble after fumble after fumble, Mark Baguley has become one of the most jittery, ineffective players in the @AFL.

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I’m sorry, but if there was one gig I’d see in Melbourne in the next month for $200 it’d be @TheWarOnDrugs #wisdom #trust

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Does Eugenie Bouchard think the @WTA tour is a carousel for floss and publicity? Pull your head in. To be ranked 83 with your bag of tricks and talent is simply not good enough.

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I have a strange, burgeoning desire to witness a test match at the mountain-enveloped Newlands. If someone wants to come, the safari's on me.

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Victoria Azarenka has pulled out of the #AustralianOpen. It was second nature for me to believe another injury had intervened the fragile star. But no, she's amid a custody battle with her former partner over their son, Leo. Jeepers.