Nicole Parker

what, I put my eyebrows on one eyebrow at a time. just like how people put their pants on.

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

I never tweet but I’m only on here to ask how to figure out how to get on @Mythical ???
Honestly my life goal.

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

@luizaatessaa This is too accurate

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

@blizzy_mcguire @gabby_frost @Gmoney66666

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

stop ordering biscuits!

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

@Gmoney66666 @TweetsOfCats He’s hard at work!!!

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

@vidsthatgohard @Jacksepticeye this gave me siren head vibes

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

@BaileySarian That’s very exciting for me

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

I may not talk to people everyday, but I do atleast send them memes to know I’m thinking of them.

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

If I get too drunk I lose my upper lip I noticed

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

“Boy you look like you can shake a can of coke with those toes” - @Gmoney66666

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

Literally where do I need to send a résumé to become a Puppy Bowl referee

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

I might be sad but Garrett bought me way to much sushi to eat.
So I’m a happy girl.
Also overly full.

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

Found out Garrett and I have been putting out filter in for our Brita filter in wrong for the past 5 months today.

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

@allie_divo It was just really funny and he wound tell me what it was about and he just hoped I would “get it” 😂

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

I could never have kids, I like vodka too much.

And all the other alcohols.

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

Had a woman pat my butt at work. Then she apologized.
Then she did it again.
Then said “it’s not sexual I’m Italian”.

[Nicole Parker @parker1148]

Casually up past midnight making rice.