Uncle Andrew

a fella

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@VincentPauvarel Correct term is “stinker”

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

The chain has now officially closed down in Ohio (O’Charley’s). Makes the birthday dinner even better

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

My birthday present to myself this year was making my family waste an evening on a very average meal

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@Livi_Danielle It was great, but the tweety “I think” bit with Cena was my favorite

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

Prop me up besides the TouchTunes if I die, or whatever that one song said

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@Alicoh1 A thing of beauty

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

RIP to a real one

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

The conversation at Thanksgiving has immediately switched my family being horny for Dolly Parton

[Meng's Mullet @MengsMullet]

Rest in peace you legend

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@MengsMullet Did something similar to this as a drill in high school wrestling. Essentially we double legged our partner, pop our hips, and rotate them to where they cartwheel out. Kurt just went harder than we did!

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

A gem of a Tubi find, MadTv ruled

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@Alicoh1 Few things in life are better

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@TheJimCornette Awesome turnout, happy to see

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@OSWreview Big Backlund mark here

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@OSWreview Rikishi’s steamed buns!

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@JoshuaKDominic @MorganBarrettX Nerd post here but tbf, James Garfield came from relative poverty, served in the civil war for the north, and was extremely well liked by his people. Somebody has to bring you to the club I suppose

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@JustySilverman It’s good stupid fun

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@JustySilverman Not trying to influence too much, but if you get a chance, watch “Stop! That! Train!”
Works better as a Naked Gun-esk movie than the new Scary Movie

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

@_MattWilkes Very

[Uncle Andrew @parker5ever]

Idk why but my dad has started to put question marks at the end of his texts and I’m here for it. Question everything guy