Parker

Former newspaper page guy | he/him | Quietest person you'll ever meet | Texas forever

[Parker @parkerDFW]

Getting back on this site to let everyone know they need to see Chapel Roan live as soon as possible. Hot to go live is a religious experience

[Parker @parkerDFW]

Usher is good, but ALICIA KEYS

[Parker @parkerDFW]

It's 10:30 am and a band is playing a Dear Maria cover at the Ravens pregame. I love Baltimore

[Robert Downen @RobertDownen_]

“Musk’s increasingly vicious transphobia has not happened in a vacuum. It is part of a broader conspiracy to connect being transgender to pedophilia and child grooming.” https://t.co/5Bg6biNUCV

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

our 2023 opponents as pop tarts: a thread

[Parker @parkerDFW]

@Annie_Wu_22 Not unless you're a GOP super pac

[Parker @parkerDFW]

I know it's just the angle, but why does it look like Shania has only one leg.

[Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz]

LET’S GO GIRLS! My date with the icon @shaniatwain is out on Friday! Happy International Women’s Day ❤️

[Parker @parkerDFW]

@collardgreens16 It wasn't bad

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

grateful to npr union fighting for our rights during these messed up layoffs.
again, here's how you unionize your workplace:

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

every player's shoe price should be their career high

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[Basketball HOF @Hoophall]

At Forward, From Germany, A Class of 2023 Finalist, @swish41. #23HoopClass

[Parker @parkerDFW]

Everyone thinks they have enough utensils until you have to host a Superbowl party

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

If Rihanna REALLY wanted to do sumn, she woulda made Tom Holland come out and perform the Umbrella choreo #SuperBowlLVII

[Parker @parkerDFW]

Not Lebron saying fuck on national TV.

[Parker @parkerDFW]

@kristenjobarton Did you know David Money came to see me in LR not too long ago?

[Parker @parkerDFW]

Hard to believe this was 3 years ago and Mahomes is back in the Superbowl in 2 weeks

[Parker @parkerDFW]

@kristenjobarton !!!!

[Parker @parkerDFW]

Saw EEAAO in the theater rerelease and boy does it deserves all the Oscars it is nominated for. Everybody was amazing. Effects, make up and costume were top notch. Then there's the PLOT! Art.

[Parker @parkerDFW]

Somehow managed to see the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile and the Google maps truck in one day. What does this mean??