Daniela Parker

On a life quest to attain intergalactic hotdog oneness and trivial knowledge.

[Daniela Parker @parker_daniela]

@Poshmarkapp I have been trying to get a refund for a counterfeit ring for 14 days. Please advise.

[Pew States @PewStates]

Since the COVID-19 pandemic began, Colorado, New Mexico, and New York have approved laws that require businesses to offer paid sick days.

✍️ Stateline's @squinton_states https://t.co/aAlvjz1D19

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

All praise to this John Waters-looking Apple King.

"Meet the Appalachian Apple Hunter Who Rescued 1,000 ‘Lost’ Varieties" https://t.co/BDxWB9muZP

[Daniela Parker @parker_daniela]

@NBCNewsNow Burns being selected to be the director of the CIA is in now way unusual. Leon Panetta was tapped by the Obama administration to head the CIA and later Pentagon, and he’d been director of OMB and Clinton’s Chief of Staff.

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

People call vaccine mandates "Orwellian" even though Orwell died at 46 of tuberculosis, which is now preventable with a vaccine.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

One Scaramucci left for Trump.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh god the #MAGAs are storming the Capitol. I’m genuinely worried — that’s a lot of steps to walk up. Their knees and calves must be SCREAMING.

[Daniela Parker @parker_daniela]

“Give me the meats, guys” double entendre level #💯 😂😂😂😂

[Daniela Parker @parker_daniela]

Santa, honey, one thing I really need is the deed to a platinum mine. #EarthaKitt #SantaClausIsComingToTown #Santababy

[Daniela Parker @parker_daniela]

Trying to get something out of this pandemic. Nerd alert! #Nerd #Duolingo365

[The Sentencing Project @SentencingProj]

42% of people in Michigan's prisons have now been infected with the coronavirus—the people inside and their loved ones say that percentage shows the state is not keeping incarcerated people safe during the pandemic. https://t.co/5Qo6iePaIa

[Matt Spiro @mattspiro]

Demba Ba agreed with #PSG captain Marquinhos to suggest that all 22 players retake pitch hand in hand and restart game. However, several Basaksehir players weren’t prepared to restart tonight (RMC).

Game most likely to be played tomorrow now

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

PSG vs Istanbul Basaksehir will resume at 22:00 local time following alleged incident of racism - in 15 minutes or so.

[Daniela Parker @parker_daniela]

Absolutely crazy and terrible. Supposedly a “miscommunication” 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

Breaking | PSG vs Istanbul Basaksehir suspended following alleged instance of racism on the part of the 4th official towards the Turkish side’s assistant manager.

[Daniela Parker @parker_daniela]

I'd love to see the biggest chicken in politics, Sen. Perdue, get roasted and served in the Jan. special election. #ChickenPurdue

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Wow. David Perdue is now refusing to accept the Savannah and Augusta debates.

What are you scared of Senator?

https://t.co/QggPf2ONh9

[Daniela Parker @parker_daniela]

@SteveKornacki Thank you for your indefatigable enthusiasm and all the analysis. I hope you're able to get some well-deserved rest.

[Daniela Parker @parker_daniela]

@ActualAlexZ thank you for sharing your incredible smile and for saying what so many people have been thinking.

[Daniela Parker @parker_daniela]

Thank you thank you @SteveKornacki for your tireless coverage of the election results at the Big Board. #hero #Election2020 #ElectionResults2020

[House Democrats @HouseDemocrats]

Ignoring #COVID19 will not make it disappear.

Our communities NEED testing, tracing and treatment.

House Democrats passed the #HeroesACT to CRUSH the virus.

The American people are waiting on you to ACT, @SenateGOP 👀.

[Daniela Parker @parker_daniela]

@KentNavalesi Couldn’t have said it better.