parker feldman

University of Iowa

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose

[parker feldman @parker_feldman]

@coopdizzle23 @The_JDickey Please no I was just goofing!!

[parker feldman @parker_feldman]

New decoration for the wall. Hoping Rad Vlad will be pleased. Hail Hydra!!

[parker feldman @parker_feldman]

I did it guys. I got the $10.00 in Papa Dough. 🤘

[Colyn @colynelliott]

what have I witnessed 😭😭😭😭

[Karen @Karen31_x]

Get me to Italy quick hahaha the place is bouncing

[parker feldman @parker_feldman]

What’s up with all the urinals in the vaping room?

[parker feldman @parker_feldman]

@coopdizzle23 If I’m not mistaken, the law is no more. There are no rules.

[parker feldman @parker_feldman]

Today I learned that I’ll never see a Jackalope in my lifetime because they don’t exist. How was I not aware of this? Whose job was it to let me know that they aren’t real animals? Who would create such a believable yet mythical creature like that? I demand answers!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

[parker feldman @parker_feldman]

@jana_feldman All of it is true except for none of it.

[parker feldman @parker_feldman]

Today while I munched my lunch I watched, on YouTube, a frog eat a bombardier beetle who then squirted out a hot chemical anal juice which made the frog puke the beetle back up which made me puke my lunch back up which then made the beetle puke his beetle food back up.

[parker feldman @parker_feldman]

Not impressed with the super bowl commercials thus far. Hopefully the second half is better.

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

The most intense fight I’ve ever seen

[parker feldman @parker_feldman]

Went to the sauna for the first time today. It was hot.