Parker 🏕

Dude tell me about it

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

“get a load of this guy” yeah im trying

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[🖕🙂🖕 @c4nnsaw]

I always thought the pink panther solved mysteries or some shit but he's just this gay dude who bothers people

[soli @solisolsoli]

"...And Stay Down!" by Charles Keegan

[Gizem Akdag @gizakdag]

City

[Adrienne Mayor @amayor]

"Encounter with a Giant," imagined by artist David Yorke

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Oğuz Pancar @opancaro]

Rob Pointon

[Muvs 🐦‍🔥 @Youknowhodis_]

Nutted in 3.14 seconds call that cream π

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

The median gay man is a much better person than the median straight man, but an evil gay man is like 10x more evil than an evil straight man

[reggie @michaelologist]

defending mj isnt enough i need a gun

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

[st☆rgirl @ashtancx4]

i can name AT LEAST 10 people i would trade to have michael jackson back

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes