parker

rawr

[🤸‍♀️ @illusionturns]

I just think that Biden announcing this right before the Olympics is attention seeking amd takes away from what really matters, which is gymnastics

[parker @parkerchapstick]

In high school I used to watch this in my bedroom at 3am and cry like……. Talent

[parker @parkerchapstick]

lives were changed idc

[parker @parkerchapstick]

leave her alone

[Alexandra Wang @alexmwang1992]

The wild turkey seems to like the area around Saks Fifth Avenue. @BirdCentralPark #birdcpp

[Malcolm XL @mahoumoreno]

I be thinking everybody gay LOL

[Rare N Queefux @lildicklegend]

LMAOOO!!

[parker @parkerchapstick]

NOT A DRILL WTFFFFFFF

[Charli @charli_xcx]

hot girls wya? 360 tonight ;)

[parker @parkerchapstick]

and this, theydies and gentlethems, is what we call gay whiplash

[parker @parkerchapstick]

dissociation station!!!!

[LANA ✰ @lanadelsolll]

The signs & their traits: a thread 🌏🌊🔥💨 quote this tweet w your placements!

[parker @parkerchapstick]

the witch in into the woods be like

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Do you know what you wish?
Are you certain what you wish is what you want?
If you know what you want…then make a wish

[parker @parkerchapstick]

ran a 5k for the first time since college pls clap

[parker @parkerchapstick]

first twitter th*rst tr*p wowwwwwwww it’s like that rn

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[Columbia Students for Justice in Palestine @ColumbiaSJP]

Minouche Shafik isn’t the only one to blame for bringing NYPD on campus. Look at Columbia’s trustees who have personal interests in silencing student protesters. Abigail Elbaum is on the NYPD police foundation. graphic by @MonaChalabi.

[kyle cL @kycarrerolopez]

the greater rosemont area

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

First sip of my Fountain Diet Coke is hitting