Parker Smith

Aspiring twitter comedian/twitter pundit (?) Alum of University of Cincinnati; perpetual starter of books; not a fan of lists (!) **opinions are my own**

[Parker Smith @parkercsmith]

Things I refuse to do in 2017: pat someone on the back for condemning racism

[National Archives Foundation @archivesfdn]

Mickey Mouse and @Disney celebrate the 250th with a visit to the @USNatArchives Museum and the original Declaration of Independence 🇺🇸📜

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Death of Stalin (2017) is political satire at its sharpest. Still criminally underseen and worth every minute.

[Parker Smith @parkercsmith]

@JordanAHoward The record of Governor Generic Democrat is impeccable!

[Parker Smith @parkercsmith]

@CT_Ford American Fiction or Anatomy of a Fall!!

[Parker Smith @parkercsmith]

@LizMair @HenryJGomez https://t.co/n5veHzZuKh

[Heart of Florida United Way @hfuw]

Our new VP of Resource Development Parker Smith was recently recognized as one of @OBJUpdate’s #PeopleOnTheMove! Parker began his career as a legislative aide before entering the #nonprofit world and joining our team.

[Parker Smith @parkercsmith]

@Brenty711 @Mediaite @Brenton @elonmusk

[Colleen Reynolds @CReynolds__]

What a legend you were & will always be! Condolences to the Springer family & all those who loved him.

“Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.”

[Jared Kamrass @JaredKamrass]

I’d give anything to be able to watch Josh Mandel right now.

[Parker Smith @parkercsmith]

@Brenty711 M and m branded vending machines

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@Brenty711 Errands are work!!!

[Parker Smith @parkercsmith]

@Brenty711 Go full on avatar

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Florida was my home for 17 years. It is my place of birth. It is one of the most beautiful states in the union. It has the potential to be so much more than a National joke and a lightening rod for clickbait controversy. Voting matters. Enough chaos. Restore integrity.

[Parker Smith @parkercsmith]

@Brenty711 2 with cheat codes

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

#SpotifyWrapped

[Parker Smith @parkercsmith]

@Brenty711 But he’s the good guy!

[Parker Smith @parkercsmith]

MAKE ME LOOK YOUNG!

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

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