Arthur

Arthur Martha Carter Parker Farqueharson. Alias.

Off-kilter.
Loosely connected to @Arthurmoji but I don't follow them. Nor should you.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

Good morning. Let's all look at this gherkin.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@jmcc66 @hattysc DEFinitely.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@jmcc66 @hattysc Oh hang on. Answering wrong tweet.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@jmcc66 @hattysc Ah.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@jmcc66 @hattysc I don't understand the 2nd emoji.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@hattysc I can help you with the anonymous team. South African A team.
*smug face*

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@jmcc66 @hattysc 👀

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@hattysc Ah. Sussex achieved the 240 thing.
I'm thinking of becoming a roving cricket commentator. A sort of Richie Benaud.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@jmcc66 I'm either or.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@Jrharve Ha. Ha.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@drnelk Oh.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@hattysc 240 for 4, Hat. Riveting stuff. Now we're at the pub.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@drnelk Yep.Still applies.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@Squirlykat I'm extremely talented.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@drnelk Are you sitting next to me? 😨

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

More as it happens.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

The batsman went to hit the ball and the bat flew out of his hand. Too much linseed apparently.

I've had to put on a baseball cap.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

It's time.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@mandapen

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@mandapen That's just the start of it.

[Arthur @parkerfarquer]

@imhete *puts it on head*