ParkerTheJew

be spontaneous yet aware

[ParkerTheJew @parkergdam]

I wish I didn’t have to hear my own thoughts either

[ParkerTheJew @parkergdam]

When will I break?

[☁️𝓕 @fillefoux]

sometimes when i hear women complain about stuff their husbands do im like fuck im lowkey the husband in my marriage

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[just rue🇵🇸🇪🇬 @prettysadleo]

if reincarnation is real id like to come back as a cat to a girl who always wanted a cat but wasnt allowed to

[ParkerTheJew @parkergdam]

This has easily been the worst year

[ParkerTheJew @parkergdam]

Of course since I haven’t smoked in two days I dream about getting back with my ex

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days.

[ParkerTheJew @parkergdam]

Older couple dancing in the restaurant? Cutest part of the day.

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

I spent a big chunk of The Odyssey thinking about how the Cyclops milks those sheep

[Ethan M. Aldridge @EthanMAldridge]

New cryptid

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sorry, I’m only available for whimsical experiences at the moment.

[ParkerTheJew @parkergdam]

I’m so sick of guys wanting my dick

[ParkerTheJew @parkergdam]

Amanda’s #1 fan being called Penelope Taynt has me cracking the fuck up

[Solar Flare @solarflare001]

Was at a rave high as fuck on mushrooms and when the fog machines came on my Jewish friend clutched his Star of David necklace and said “Omg it’s the chambers” and that really fucked with my trip

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

I need to meet someone exactly like me just more responsible and kinder

[ParkerTheJew @parkergdam]

Covered in dog shit, fur, and tears