Parker Kushima

sup | KS '15 | PU '19

[Parker Kushima @parkerkush]

@anggkimm 🙌🏽

[Paddy Murphy 🗨 @paddyjmurphy]

Thank God the little boy saved the cat.

[Parker Kushima @parkerkush]

@NKakimoto :(

[Parker Kushima @parkerkush]

@anggkimm :(

[Parker Kushima @parkerkush]

Burned the roof of my mouth while eating pizza on thurs and it still hurts

[Parker Kushima @parkerkush]

I want a relationship bc I can love a person but I hate people

[Parker Kushima @parkerkush]

Overheard drunk girls: I’ll make you a Tinder if you make me a Linkedin

[Parker Kushima @parkerkush]

@NKakimoto Billions?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Do unto others as others would do unto you if they weren’t so fucking mean and stupid.

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

When Easter and April Fool's Day fall on the same day...

[Deniz Can @MrFilmkritik]

Me at 15: Why do my parents watch fucking HGTV all day?

Me at 23: Damn, the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

[Parker Kushima @parkerkush]

One thing I don’t wanna lose is the ability to distinguish between a fart and a poop

[Parker Kushima @parkerkush]

One of my favorite Friday night activities is leaving parties to watching Youtube videos on social skills in my room