parker moore

[parker moore @parkerless69]

@Castro1021 @ZwebackHD @bateson87 #191draft #easily #batesonisanegg

[*JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACHLAVA THE DOCTOR* @ActionBronson]

IM JUST A STOCKY MBAPPE.

[Robert Rogers @Robert_Rogers_]

It takes a lot to stop the greatest players ever.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Terrific movement from The Queen here. Gets behind the defender, goes one way then cuts back inside. Regal attacking play.

[Jesse Lingard @JesseLingard]

No mum, I’m not coming home. It’s...

[Esports Nation @EsportsNation]

Okay that was nasstyyyyyy

Credit @aimbotslick

[𝙁𝙐𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙕 @FUTWIZ]

Where we landing lads… Oh, what’s that?

[Parker Jones @_parkerejones_]

greatest soda:

18. you
17. can’t
16. possibly
15. rank
14. these
13. carbonated
12. beverages
11. because
10. they
9. all
8. taste
7. so
6. unique
5. and
4. have
3. different
2. flavors
1. Dr. Pepper

[Jonathan Mayo @JonathanMayo]

7th-rder Jay Schuyler signs w/@Reds for $210K (pick 199 value = $224,200). U of San Diego catcher can hit, may not stay behind plate. Athletic enough to move around. @MLBDraft

[Away Days Tips @AwayDaysTips]

When you're on the counter-attack but N'golo Kante is the defensive midfielder.

#FRA #WorldCup

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Leaked footage of Lionel Messi confronting Willy Caballero in the dressing room...
https://t.co/IeAY08AbCM

[*JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACHLAVA THE DOCTOR* @ActionBronson]

IF YOU DON’T WATCH THE WORLD CUP ON TELEMUNDO I CAN’T FUX WIT YA.

[The F2 @TheF2]

How do you react to a 16 million pound tax bill....Bang a hat trick in the World Cup against the country you owe it to #Simple 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[ManUtdMindset @ManUtdMindset]

Throwback to this Evra v Bayern Munich screamer that was so good Manuel Neuer celebrated it 😂

https://t.co/XznwPPWDOl

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Karius just threw his shirt into the Liverpool fans and someone threw it back... he still didn’t manage to catch it.

[YaLocalWhiteBoy @NoHoesGeorge]

friend: hey you okay? you seem off

me: nah i’m good

my last brain cell:

[Skoog @Skoog]

In Shrek, Shrek grabs a frog, blows it up like a balloon and IT FLOATS.

Does this mean Shrek has the ability to exhale pure helium? What other secrets lie within his fascinating anatomy?

Hi, I'm Neil DeGrasse Tyson and I am fucking baaaaaked.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Martial Mixtape Vol. 1

1. United (intro)
2. Straight Outta Monaco
3. The Real #9 (Lukaku diss)
4. Dear Jose
5. Not a Winger (feat. Rashford)
6. Forgot About Martial
7. Thierry Reincarnated
8. Homewrecker (Sanchez diss)
9. Cleanin Out My Locker
10. Martial’s Plan (Outro)