Parker Marriott

Wisconsin Badger 🦡 27’ Economics & Entrepreneurship. Golfer & Boat Enthusiast. Beginner Investor.

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HAPPY 4th OF JULY YOU PATRIOTS!! Except my neighbor who is making his kid now the lawn today at noon. THATS INSANE!

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The real ones know this is what Harambe would have done!

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A Baby Orangutan Tried to Help a Fallen Toddler, Then the Adult Orangutan Stepped In and Lifted Him Back to the Crowd.

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First time going 82-0! Only took too many games. If only there was a specific "Khris Middleton in Game 4 of the 2021 NBA Finals" instead of Dominique.

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Ernie Johnson really has a great suit on. Also this Knicks championship is legendary. GO NEW YORK GO NEW YORK GO!

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3 things are certain in life. Death, taxes, and Walworth county being mentioned for tornado watch when Wisconsin has one.

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Doomscrolling reels got so bad that instagram added an auto scroll button. This is getting #outofhand

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And today will be remembered that Harambe was wrongfully accused and murdered on May 28th 10 years ago today.

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Nobody forget that today on May 27th, one of the greatest celebrities was born today. HARAMBE!!

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Nobody forget that today on May 27th, one of the greatest celebrities was born today. HARAMBE!!

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Dean Wade of the Cavs and Forrest Galante of the wilderness look like long lost brothers.

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I was a fan of the Spotify disco icon. Gave it some character.

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@DoubleDownMafia This really goes unnoticed! Way to be observant!

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Refs v Philadelphia?!

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@Bucks Hopefully he brings either Ja or JJJ to this city!

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Phenomenal take

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I don’t think I’ll ever stop drinking on Thursdays

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I don’t think I’ll ever stop drinking on Thursdays

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Two days back to back!!

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No. 3 in ISU history!

Karynne, Rachel, Emma & Makayla earn silver in the invite 4x400m at Drake with 3:31.87!

#CycloneSZN

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As Frank Sinatra said, “bite off more than you chew, do it your way!”

I think this is good advice

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Can someone tell me why Larry Fitzgerald is sitting behind new chairman Warsh in this hearing?

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Watching this Magic v Pistons playoff game and can’t believe how terrible the Magic jerseys are. They said “Let’s use the iconic pinstripes and then add this hideous blue patch up top.” Just a disgrace to what could have been.

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Really excited about this summer to dominate golf, the boat, and @Brewers baseball games.