Parker Hiday

Butler || ΔΔΔ || I have RBF I'm sorry

[Keith Habersberger @KeithHabs]

RT if you love Octopus Jones.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i feel chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

mentally I’m here

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️

[j @lieslmao]

i may be ugly but i used to be ugIier

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

The first time you hear Mr Brightside in a packed bar again is going to be biblical

[Asma Nizami 🇵🇸 @asmaresists]

I personally think it's really cool how we all went from learning how to make banana bread to learning how to abolish the police in a matter of weeks

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

rn sucks for the extroverts who can’t see people but please just a moment of silence for the introverts who are never fucking alone anymore

[Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @MageOfSolitude]

I relate to vampires because I, too, must be clearly and specifically invited in before I have the audacity to try to participate in anything

[hanna @hannaemilyy]

i want someone to do this to my brain